This has been on mind for quite a while. I always wondered what would certain Disney Animated classics would look if big named and important directors got a hold of them, for good or ill. The following is would be taglines for their posters. Most of these taglines are borrowed from each of the director's own film posters. There are some that I tweaked a bit to fit with the film, others I left alone because it fit the film.



If The Coen Brothers directed Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs?

"A Fairy Tale beyond belief."

"A homespun murder story."

"Small cottage. Big Crime. Dead Cold."

"It takes guys as simple as the guys to make a story this complicated...and they'd really rather be mining."

"You can't stop what's coming."

"One discovery can change your life. One mistake can destroy it."



If David Lynch directed Fantasia?

"In Heaven Everything is Fine."

"Warning: the nightmare has not gone away."

"You are about to enter a world where the unexpected, the unknown, and the unbelievable meet."

"A world beyond your experience, beyond your imagination."

"A place beyond your experience, beyond your imagination."

"A place beyond your dreams, A movie beyond your imagination."



If Wes Anderson directed Sleeping Beauty?

"Love. Expulsion. Revolution."

"All fair when love is war"

"Their life is fantastic ...their niece...their evil foe, not so fantastic."



If Quentin Tarantino directed Robin Hood?

"Let's go to work."

"Every Fox has his day."

"Let's get the job done."

"Just because you are a character doesn't mean you have character."

"The whole thrilling tale is revealed."



If Steven Spielberg directed The Sword In The Stone?

"Trust him."

"To survive the dark ages, he must find a strength than all the events that surround him."

"A true story."

"Destiny is waiting."



If John Hughes directed by Peter Pan?

"It's the time of your life that may last a lifetime."

"One boy's struggle To Take It Easy."

"Leisure Rules."



If Tim Burton directed by The Black Cauldron

"The story of a rebel and his sword."

"Taran was Here..."

"Nice Cauldron. I'll take it!"

"An adventure as big as life itself."



If Paul Thomas Anderson directed Lilo and Stich?

"Things fall down. People look up. And when it rains, it pours."



If Woody Allen directed The Hunchback of Notre Dame?

"In any relationship, one person always does the heavy lifting."

"Life can be a comedy or a tragedy, it all depends on how you look at it."

"How far will you go to make your dreams come true."



If Stanley Kubrick directed by The Many adventures of Winnie the Pooh?

"More Titanic than any story ever told!"

"The thrilling adventures that electrified the world!"

"How did they ever make a movie of Winnie the Pooh?"

"An epic drama of adventure and exploration."

"The Ultimate Trip."

"Being the adventures of a young bear...who couldn't resist honey...or a bit of the old heffalumps and woozels...got stuck in rabbit's hole, was re-conditioned...and came out a different young bear...or was he?

"Being the adventures of a young bear whose principal interests are honey, heffalumps and woozels, and Christopher Robin."

"The Breakthrough presentation of Stanley Kubrick's The Many Adventures of Winnie The Pooh for the millions who were not allowed to see it until now!"

"An Epic story of the Hundred Acres Wood [Australian Theatrical]

"Pooh. Disney. Kubrick.



If Michael Mann directed The Great Mouse Detective?

"Basil has the mind of a psychopath - Thank God he's on the Right Side of the law."

"A London Crime Saga."

"Forget what you think you know."

"The Champ is here!"

"It started like any other might."

"No Rules."

"Britain's most wanted."



If David Fincher directed 101 Dalmatians

"What do you get for the woman who has everything?"

"Life isn't measured in minutes, but in moments."

"John 9:25, 'I was blind, now I see.'"



If Martin Scorsese directed The Rescuers?

"She's a lonely forgotten girl desperate to prove that she's alive."

"When you leave New York City, you don't have to look for love, laughter and trouble. They'll all find you."

" 'As far back as I can remember, I've always wanted to be a rescuer' - Bernard, 1977, Rescue Aid Society, NY."

"Rescuing people was 'No big deal'."

"The Amazing story of two mice."

"For some mice, the sky was the limit. For Bernard and Bianca, it was, just the beginning."

"Someone is missing."



If Terry Gilliam directed The Emperor's New Groove?

"Makes Ben - Hur look like an Epic."

"Sets The Cinema Back 900 Years."

"Have a laugh at the horror of things to come."

"Remarkable. Unbelievable. Impossible. And True."

"Give us your brain for ninety minutes and you will never be the same again...(Icelandic)"



If Michael Bay directed by Atlantis: The Lost Empire?

"Take the ride of your life!"

"Destroy."

"The battle for Atlantis begins in theatres and IMAX 6.15.01."



If Alfred Hitchcock directed The Little Mermaid

"It's Great...It's Grand...It's Glorious!"

"The Shadow of this woman darkened their love."

"The MOST GLAMOROUS WOMAN of All - Time!"

"The Maddest Love that ever possessed a woman."

"Notorious Woman of many Desires! Fateful Fascination! Bold Intrigue!"

"Deep their love! Great the Risk!"

"The Essential Hitchcock"

"The UNEXPECTED from Hitchcock."

"A Hitchcock thriller you should see it from the beginning!"

"A new - and altogether different - screen excitement!!!!"

"You must see it twice!"



If Beauty and the Beast directed by Ridley Scott

"Sometimes the scariest things come within."

"Everything matures...eventually."