Having recently lost my job, I will be the first to tell you, not having anything to do on a friday SUCKS. Unless of course, that particular friday, is Friday 13th. One thing that could always be counted on was a seemingly endless amount of hours spent mindlessly watching horny, pot-smoking teenagers getting hacked to pieces by a force-of-nature wearing a hockey-mask. That is, until this year...
What the f@#%? HBO, MAX, SHO, TMC, STARZ, all the big boys, not a machete or bloody sleeping bag to be seen, (sigh). Oh well, at least I can watch the actual films be butchered on TNT or TBS right? Wrong. So what exactly do the fine folks at Turner inc. have lined up for tonight, the holiest of nights for any horror fan? Monster in Law and Sex in the City, (SHUDDER). Truly terrifying.
Now, if you all will excuse me, I happen to know of a buxom, young lass that just tripped over her own feet out in the woods. TV Guide, this massacre's all on you...