ok.. check the scenario.. So we just past the christmas holidays and we all know kids,the ungreatful lil bastards get excited... and with good reason: Santa Clause,pimp of all pimps is comin' to town,bitches.. So childrens heads spin w/ delight...so much delight that there lil asses can't go to sleep. I mean put yourself in there shoes: a fat ass guy in a suit and some fuckin' flyin' donkees is gonna appear w/ whatever you like...hidden in that anomially is that its really whatever there parents can afford , whatever there grandparents find interesting OR last but not least,if what they want is out of stock..


So that brings me to my nephew .He's 8 yrs old, a middle class kid in America and is an only child,no other siblings.. he plays alot of games. This yr he got Xbox360 and also asked for a WII. My parents got him the 360 successfully and my grandparents made an attempt at the Wii.. Now we all know grandparents do there best but the truth is they don't know any better... From all those fuckin' tight sweaters i had been forced to wear that were so tight that if you throw water on me it would shrink on my ass and choke me to the times where i got those little evelopes that you knew had money in 'em and you'd get super excited and say "Hey,this is Grandma and Grandpa!! they wouldn't let me down. This is a $100!!" Come to find out Grandpa and Grandma raped your little ass and gave you $10!! $10?? Thats some bullshit.. do yall love me?





But the kicker is its Christmas day and my nephew recieved his gifts: "Xbox 360? Yay!!! Extra games? Yay!! WHAT??!! A Nintendo Wii too!!! Thank you!! Thanks for the Nintendo W--WHAT THE----...... This ain't no Wii!!"Damn right,buddy boy...Enter the Zone, the ass-tastic knock off that isn't a step down..... No my friends, its 10 steps down.. Talk about lame.. so the games come in the system which is cool. you got like 4 games: tennis,bowling,golf and boxing------ well at least i thought that it was boxin' to the guy leaned back and kicked me in my damn face.. This shit was horrible. i mean if you gon create a knock off make it so tight that even the originators would like to take an idea from you..the controls don't respond well and it all together feels cheap.. this shit would hurt my feelings too.. So take a gander at the hardware im holdin' here...its not a fuckin' Wii...its the ZONE!!!! with games so horrible even a caveman can do it.......