Friday's Top 10 List: Slasher Movies

There is a category of film that many people like and I don't care about that much, slasher movies. Now you may be thinking why a top ten on slasher movies do if I don't care about them. Well it’s because once in a bloody moon this category splatters out a good one that I will really love or a really bad one that is beyond abomination. So its time to see what one’s are the best and worst in the Top 10 best and worst slasher movies.

The Best Once:

10.) Death Proof: Some people don't like this one, but to me it was a cool idea. Instead of a killer in a mask killing sex crazy teens, it’s a killer in a car killing party animals. Sure it’s boring, but the car parts and the ending really make up for it in my book.

9.) Severance: Three words, funny as hell.

8.) Nightmare on Elm Street: This movie scared me pretty good when I saw it as a kid, and now it still does creep me out. This film not only staid scary for me, it gave uses a killer with a personality, Freddy Kruger.

7.) Scream: This movie was good because it makes fun of all the clashes in slasher movies and gives the characters some form of commonsense.

6.) Terror at the Opera: This is one movie that was filed with some nice camera shots and nice kill scenes that made me crap my self, took me a week to clean my trousers.

5.) Behind the Mask: This movie had the cleverest idea for a slasher flick. A team documenting a killer at work and that is purity cool.

4.) Texas Chainsaw Massacre: No not the horrid remake, the only thing scare about that movie is that it was made. What I am talking about is the gritty and scrod up original that is still scare today.

3.) Halloween: Come on, the movie that started the genera needs to be on the list

2.) Audition: Damn dude that all I need to say

1.) Ichi the Killer: Who ever made this movie had a more scrod up mind then Ichi himself.

Worst Once: This is the one that people are going to get mad about because what I am going to put on this list are all the popular ones that I found to be horrible

10.) Freddy vs. Jason: The only good parts of the movie are when Freddy and Jason started to beat the crap out of each other.

9.) Friday the 13th: I put the first one on the list because this is the one everyone likes the most. Bad acting beyond any horrible thing ever made besides the next nine picks.

8.) Sleep Away Camp: Everyone thinks this movie is great gust for the end scene, but I need to say that is the only good thing in that bad movie.

7.) Maniac Cop 2: The only good thing about this movie is that it was better the first Maniac Cop.

6.) Hatchet: This movie is everything that an 80's slasher movie is and that's the problem.

5.) The Tripper: This movie is worse then Hatchet in every way possible

4.) House of 1000 Corpses: Rob Zombie pooping on the screen and showing use the poop.

3.) Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2: Silly, silly, silly.

2.) The Burning: Man I hate this movie so much that I can’t even talk about it.

1.) Silent Night, Deadly Night: I hate this movie so much that I pop a vain in my head every time I talk about this film so won’t talk about how much I hate this movie.