If you haven't kept up with the rampant insanity that is the Wolverine leak than this will serve to only further confuse you. Yesterday someone mentioned in the comment section of Korey's response to our CNN exposure that they had seen a review on FOX. At the time I thought that person was on crack - I mean, who in their right mind at FOX would post an internet review of FOX's own stolen film?
His name is Roger Friedman, and if there's any justice in the world he will be fired by Monday.
The long and the short of it is this: the guy downloaded the movie, copped to doing it, then proceeded to fellate it in the way only Friedman knows how (to Fox films that is) going so far as to call it better than The Dark Knight. Apparently by the end of the review he made comments about subsequently downloading I LOVE YOU MAN (Paramounts film) because it was easier than going out in the rain to see it in a theater. FOX had this to say about their employee.
We've just been made aware that Roger Friedman, a freelance columnist who writes Fox 411 on Foxnews.com - an entirely separate company from 20th Century Fox - watched on the internet and reviewed a stolen and unfinished version of X-Men Orgins: Wolverine. This behavior is reprehensible and we condemn this act categorically - whether the review is good or bad.
Ooops. I like how they try to pretend that Foxnews is an "Entirely different company" rather than a subsidiary of the same gargantuan corporation. But that's just an amusing aside. I don't think I need to even express the kind of rage this incites. FOX is a company that in 2007 tracked down a guy who worked in the projection booth of a theater and wrote an early review of Fantastic Four: RotSS for Ain't it Cool News and threatened his theater chain with pulling their business if he wasn't summarily fired. I can only imagine the dicks Friedman is having to suck right now just in the vain hope that he can keep his job and ever work in this industry again. The guy wasn't exactly high on the integrity totem pole to begin with - but now, dear god. If Fox doesn't fire him, the blogs will never let them live it down. The article is no longer available, except...oh thank you google and your lovely cache feature:
Yes, I’ve seen "X Men Origins: Wolverine." It wasn’t at a screening, either. I found a work in progress print of it, 95 percent completed, on the internet last night. Let’s hope by now it’s gone.
But the cat is out of the bag, as they say, and the genie is out of the bottle. There’s no turning back. But no, I will not tell you the big twist/surprise toward the end. Not now, a whole month away from release. That wouldn’t be nice.
Right now, my "cousins" at 20th Century Fox are probably having apoplexy. I doubt anyone else has seen this film. But everyone can relax. I am, in fact, amazed about how great "Wolverine" turned out. It exceeds expectations at every turn. I was completely riveted to my desk chair in front of my computer.
I don’t know what the really big headline is here: the fact that "Wolverine" is so good, or that I also found the current top 10 movies in theaters, as well as a turgid domestic drama called "Fireflies in the Garden" with Ryan Reynolds and Julia Roberts — the latter in a minor role while her husband, Danny Moder, is credited as director of photography.
I did find the whole top 10, plus TV shows, commercials, videos, everything, all streaming away. It took really less than seconds to start playing it all right onto my computer. I could have downloaded all of it but really, who has the time or the room? Later tonight I may finally catch up with Paul Rudd in "I Love You, Man." It’s so much easier than going out in the rain!
But back to "Wolverine": this is the prequel to the first "X Men" movie. Directed by Gavin Hood, the film is as cutting edge as it is old fashioned. This may be the big blockbuster film of 2009, and one we really need right now. It’s miles easier to understand than "The Dark Knight," and tremendously more emotional. Hood simply did an excellent job bringing Wolverine’s early life to the screen.
You know what's NOT easier than going out in the rain you easily amused fucktard? Find a new job. Hey Roger - I hear Daftbot is hiring...
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