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Flee! Friedberg and Seltzer at it Again!
Source: Variety
Like the slow onslaught of a virulent plague - there's apparently no stopping Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer. The infamous duo - creators of the "Movie" movies ('Epic Movie', 'Disaster Movie', etc) - have announced that they will be partnering up with Icon Entertainment to distribute their next film worldwide. After their myriad of fart-joke-laden, creepy-animatronic-puppet-having, catchphrase-cameo'd attempts at what they consider "humor", the two "filmmakers" (who may or may not be the first acolytes of The End Times, we can't be sure) are set to stare down the latest trend in genre filmmaking: 3D.
Ingeniously titled "The Biggest Movie of All Time 3D", their newest film is said to satire the growing surge of 3D films such as 'Avatar' (most likely with some third-rate comedian in blue paint trying to lick themself), with what we're sure will be a variety of high-brow comedic sketches, possibly including someone farting right at the screen and/or someone in a fat suit. We also have it on very good authority that they will use the very best and latest celebrity events in the script, so let's just go ahead and assume there will be a Charlie Sheen "Winner!" cameo in there, as well as a possible appearance by Antoine Dodson (either as a spoof, or possibly even the real Dodson).
Why are they making another film? We'll give you $80 million reasons, because that's how much their last film ('Vampires Suck') made, even opening up at the #2 spot on their first weekend. With 3D ticket prices being double (some places nearly triple!) the average price of a 2D showing, it's safe to assume that this won't be their last film either. So please, Spillios - do your civic duty and help us end this. Friends don't let friends watch Friedberg and Seltzer films.
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Comment by Chaos Jumper on May 12, 2011 at 6:15pm -
Comment by Chaos Jumper 2 seconds ago
. . . And I just watched Stalker from the first time, thinking "this is one of the most beautifuly directed works of art with such an anti-hollywood type feel to it. It is brillient in every single way." Watching movies like that, especially over the summer vacation, makes me feel happier than I've ever been. . . now even hearing this piece of garbage coming into existance just made me want to hang myself . . . imagine when this . . .this . . . I can't say the M word in front of these . . . devolved PETS . . .coming into existance. I think we should have Spill Dot Con special guest these PETS next year and give them the BBQ party, or FREEZING ice cream party, these PETS deserve. WHO IS WITH ME?!?!? THEY MAY TAKE OUR LIVES BUT THEY'LL NEVER TAKE OUR LOVE OF FILM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Comment by Forever Dead 21 on May 12, 2011 at 3:15pm -
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Comment by Ben Dover on May 12, 2011 at 2:52pm
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Comment by Clocksworth on May 12, 2011 at 10:45am -
WOW, because nobody's sick of lame jokes about Avatar and Charlie Sheen!
I'm just going to cut myself now. A friend forced me to see Vampire last time- they better not try this new shitfest in the future.
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Comment by Zeke on May 12, 2011 at 8:40am -
Immah be honest, I couldn't care less... I'm surprised that the Spill members aren't grown enough to just let it go. I mean seriously, it's old.
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Comment by Cybersoldier on May 12, 2011 at 12:26am
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Comment by Richard Dempsey on May 11, 2011 at 3:49pm -
Ed Wood gets a promotion. He's no longer the second worse "film maker" .
Wow... we've hit Rock bottom.
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Comment by Richard Dempsey on May 11, 2011 at 3:45pm
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Comment by Richard Dempsey on May 11, 2011 at 3:35pm
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@Kyle Voltti HAHAHAHAHA
@ Mr Bliss- NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Comment by Mr Bliss on May 11, 2011 at 3:06pm -
I think it will be quite good
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