If it's crap ... We'll tell you
Like the slow onslaught of a virulent plague - there's apparently no stopping Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer. The infamous duo - creators of the "Movie" movies ('Epic Movie', 'Disaster Movie', etc) - have announced that they will be partnering up with Icon Entertainment to distribute their next film worldwide. After their myriad of fart-joke-laden, creepy-animatronic-puppet-having, catchphrase-cameo'd attempts at what they consider "humor", the two "filmmakers" (who may or may not be the first acolytes of The End Times, we can't be sure) are set to stare down the latest trend in genre filmmaking: 3D.
Ingeniously titled "The Biggest Movie of All Time 3D", their newest film is said to satire the growing surge of 3D films such as 'Avatar' (most likely with some third-rate comedian in blue paint trying to lick themself), with what we're sure will be a variety of high-brow comedic sketches, possibly including someone farting right at the screen and/or someone in a fat suit. We also have it on very good authority that they will use the very best and latest celebrity events in the script, so let's just go ahead and assume there will be a Charlie Sheen "Winner!" cameo in there, as well as a possible appearance by Antoine Dodson (either as a spoof, or possibly even the real Dodson).
Why are they making another film? We'll give you $80 million reasons, because that's how much their last film ('Vampires Suck') made, even opening up at the #2 spot on their first weekend. With 3D ticket prices being double (some places nearly triple!) the average price of a 2D showing, it's safe to assume that this won't be their last film either. So please, Spillios - do your civic duty and help us end this. Friends don't let friends watch Friedberg and Seltzer films.