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Charmingman93 posted a statusContinuing along the trend of re-imagined history and fairy tales, the first trailer for Tommy Wirkola's 'Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters' has hit the web. The movie features Jeremy Renner ('The Avengers') and Gemma Arterton ('Clash of the Titans') as the titular siblings. The setup and the style will most likely draw comparisons to 'Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter,' what with its over-the-top action set pieces and characters with a supernatural agenda. As I did not care for 'ALVH,' this troubles me. However, I had a lot of fun with Wirkola's 'Dead Snow' and there's more of a natural leap in Hansel and Gretelbecoming witch hunters, witches being something that actually existed within their world, than in an American president hunting the undead. I'm still optimistic. Take a look at the trailer below and let us know what you think.
'Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters' hits the web January 11th, 2013
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Comment by Tiffany on October 12, 2012 at 2:07pm my for period piece, there were a lot of guns... any would be too many in fact. Oh well..
Comment by George on September 8, 2012 at 1:22pm This is gonna be dumb as a second coat of paint
Comment by Jarrett Salatino on September 8, 2012 at 11:54am They said "If it moves, shoot it."
That told me everything I need to know about this film, PASS.
Comment by Tom on September 8, 2012 at 7:24am Stupid.
Comment by Mr. Robinson on September 7, 2012 at 5:52pm This trailer had me interested...until the witch pulled out a machine gun :/
Comment by Agashi on September 6, 2012 at 1:46pm Pass.
Comment by Omnibus on September 6, 2012 at 6:28am been awhile since blade, i mean vanhelsing, i mean underworld...lol.
dam it though if i like all of those as much as i like to mock them. guilty pleasure.
Comment by Darth_Siskel on September 6, 2012 at 2:08am @Nigel Yeah ...riiight...coz I'm gonna travel halfway across the planet just for you.
Obviously you didn't/cant actually read. So lemmie reitterate one aspect of my last comment veeery slowly for you - I...was...fucking...around. I have no Wiccan friends. There are no Wiccan friends. Take a Chill Pill. Get laid and STFU.
Jeez the fact that a grown man can get sooo angry over a fucking comment left on the internet about a movie trailer. Dya have a life? Are things OK at home?
Comment by Ruben Planas on September 5, 2012 at 8:20pm if there weren't so many guns, and more occult magic, it might be more consistent with the time period.... either way it looks alright.
Well I for one follow a sub-genre known as WitchHouse, and interesting form of music and art that brings out a new look and style of Witch, and it's freakin brilliant. And unless mainstream film captures what I'm talking about, I could care less with their attempts on regurgitating witches and goring up Vampires, things have got to get more slick when it comes to good imagination imo.
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