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Adam Douglas posted a group
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'Noah'sets sail March 28th, 2014
Source: USA Today
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Comment by Ocramed on August 14, 2012 at 8:19pm I find it fascinating how people can't simply enjoy a story of survival, and would rather nitpick the source material simply because they have a personal beef with the religions (i.e. since Judaism, Islam AND Christianity accept he tale of Noah's Ark and the Great Flood within their respective traditions). If the movie is good, then it should stand for the quality of the film-making involved. Truth. My personal problem with this is that there are more stories out there to be told from other traditions and cultures. Example, when is the last time an African tale was depicted in film? How about a tale from the Amerind culture? The only reason why there are stories being told from a Asian perspective is because of the influence Asia has on the West, via the wuxia film genre for instance. Truth.
Comment by Hendrix on August 14, 2012 at 9:41am I will be waiting for the scene where he goes to the north pole to collect 2 polar bears, walrus and seals...The scene where he goes to the rainforest to get 2 of every insect..." because as we all know" it's not like ants live in colonies that support their queens just 2 of each will do according to the bible...They also better have all the extinct animals in there too that have died post flood, why not stick to teh fiction?....they also better have the Nefelem the spawn of the angels that came to earth and fucked women and became superhumans and were corrupting/ruling mankind at the time...you know to just throw the get the fuck out of here with this bullshit o' meter right off the charts.....
Comment by DeathNRebirth on August 13, 2012 at 2:33pm Put me on a ship for a year with 70,000+ spiders, and there'd be some major drama too. I'm pretty sure i'd burn that floating hell down, regardless of the fact the motherfucker was on an open, endless sea!
Some of you might be surprised to learn that Noah dodged flaming meteoriets as they fell on the cities of Sodom and Gamora (this segmen will be filmed be Michael Bay), fought sea pirates led by the briggand Conan (played by Channing Tatum with a black hair dyejob and bronzer), was swallowed by a sea monster while searching for his son, an animated boy of wood (who will be played by Chloe Mortiz) and befriended a fishman (played by Kevin Costner) with a convertable boat the helped him find the last Dry Land.
Comment by I'm Batman on August 13, 2012 at 2:43am Love a good Bible Epic. Suck it haters.
Comment by illchard on August 13, 2012 at 1:46am ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED!?!?!!!!
Comment by FlatnerZer0 on August 12, 2012 at 5:32pm
Comment by Omegaman20 on August 12, 2012 at 4:27pm I really hope they clarify that this is Fictional story
Comment by Trebor on August 12, 2012 at 1:06am 2014 jesus, Aronofsky is wasting way too much time on this movie
Comment by kevin Mccoy on August 12, 2012 at 12:32am Daywalt Horror So what response from the Christian population would be acceptable for you???
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