If it's crap ... We'll tell you
Ok, I may have turned my nose up at the concept of a trailer teaser in the past, but that's only because I wasn't aware of their true purpose. Clearly, they were created so Terry Crews could yell at me like he's in one of his absurd Old Spice commercials and show me a parade of explosions masquerading as an 'Expendables 2' trailer before informing me I had been punked. Apparently the real trailer will drop tomorrow, but in the meantime, enjoy this transcendent, and rather loud, experience.
'The Expendables 2' hits theaters August 17th