Disney/Marvel Movies 2: Blade

Hey guys Darede... Sorry Dancedevil here (Disney's influence is only getting stronger) with another Disney/Marvel Movie, and it is Blade. Here is Disney's bastardization:

The man known only as Blade came into the world an orphan. Bitten while in labor by the Twilight-vampire Cam Gigandet, his mother died after childbirth. Blade was taken in and raised by his mother's friends. Determined to avenge her death, he fashioned himself into a Twilight-vampire catcher even before he reached adulthood.

After stalking the night on his own for a number of years, Blade became leader of a small band of like-minded individuals trying to catch Edward Cullen. He first encountered the sparkly lord in Japan, after many months of searching. Blade lured Edward into an ambush, and the vampire was defeated by sunlight, which turned him into a giant crystal. However, Edward soon was resurrected by his servants and exacted revenge by turning Blade's entire band of Twilight-vampire catchers into Twilight-vampires.

Blade pressed on, fighting alongside a team led by Bella Swan, the great vampire kisser. Later, Blade teamed with Twilight-vampiric private eye Michael Cera to hunt down and destroy Gigandet. Blade and Cera and made a sparkle-fairy potion that turned Cullen and all the Twilight-vampires back to humans. Following their victory, Cera was cured of his vampirism with the same sparkle-fairy potion. Subsequently, he and Blade formed a private-investigation firm.

Fake Cast:

Corbin Bleu as Blade

Cam Gigandet as his character in Twilight
Robert Pattinson as Edward Cullen
Kristen Stewart as Bella Swan
Michael Cera as Hannibal King rip-off

Until next time... DD out!