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Deadpool Reviews: Beer for My Horses
When I heard Toby Keith, star of Broken Bridges (aka Time Wasted) was writing and starring in his own movie I was so excited with happiness I jumped in the tub with the toaster and had a grand ol' time! And then when I heard Rodney Carrington, aka star of the hit TV show Rodney (aka Wasted Time) I was so happy I grabbed my double barrel shotgun and went retard happy all over my face! And then when I heard Ted Nugent was going to be co-starring I was...well I was actually happy because goddamnit I like Ted Nugent. I hope everyone got my sarcasm for the first two...here's the trailer for Beer for My Horses...
THE CAST
Beer for My Horses stars country music star Toby Keith as Deputy Bill "Rack" Racklin, stand-up comedian Rodney Carrington as Racklin's best friend Lonnie Freeman, Ted Nugent as the silent but deadly Skunk Tarver and Willie Nelson as Charlie who runs a freak show. None of these actors do a terrific job some don't even do a good job. For Stan Lee's sake, Nugent never acts he just stands saying nothing the whole movie. But everyone fits into their roles very nicely.
THE PLOT
Two buddies, Rack and Lonnie, have quietly been pursuing justice as deputies in a small Oklahoma town. But when Rack’s girlfriend Annie is kidnapped by a drug lord as revenge for the arrest of his brother, Tito, the duo decide to defy their boss, Sheriff Landry, and chase them down by any means necessary. Rounding up the town’s only other lawman Skunk Tarver, a defiantly silent man who chooses to use a bow n’ arrow instead of a gun then they take off on their mission to save Annie but along the way they find themselves in some very strange situations thanks to a whore, a man named Charlie and Lonnie's kidneys.
THE GOOD
Well let me think for a moment...we get to see Ted Nugent...Rodney Carrington does have few good laughs in this, actually 90% of the laughs came from him...that's about all...
THE BAD
90% of the movie was bad. The film moves from one place to another very quickly and the plot changes three times. Sure there are laughs here and there but in between there's nothing but terrible acting and Ted Nugent. Also when a movie needs to go to a joke like a dog licking his balls, you know it's not gonna be Oscar worthy.
THE RATING
The movie is a 3 out of 10. The film takes too long to get to the point, the acting is lazy, the jokes are not very funny or smart, it's a bad film. Please Mr. Keith stick to music, please Mr. Carrington stick to stand-up comedy unless you get a role that's actually funny, please Mr. Nugent keep on living because you are the best thing in this film and you have one line. To all you reading this don't go out and buy the DVD but if it's on the TV and there's nothing else to do then watch if you dare.
THE CAST
Beer for My Horses stars country music star Toby Keith as Deputy Bill "Rack" Racklin, stand-up comedian Rodney Carrington as Racklin's best friend Lonnie Freeman, Ted Nugent as the silent but deadly Skunk Tarver and Willie Nelson as Charlie who runs a freak show. None of these actors do a terrific job some don't even do a good job. For Stan Lee's sake, Nugent never acts he just stands saying nothing the whole movie. But everyone fits into their roles very nicely.
THE PLOT
Two buddies, Rack and Lonnie, have quietly been pursuing justice as deputies in a small Oklahoma town. But when Rack’s girlfriend Annie is kidnapped by a drug lord as revenge for the arrest of his brother, Tito, the duo decide to defy their boss, Sheriff Landry, and chase them down by any means necessary. Rounding up the town’s only other lawman Skunk Tarver, a defiantly silent man who chooses to use a bow n’ arrow instead of a gun then they take off on their mission to save Annie but along the way they find themselves in some very strange situations thanks to a whore, a man named Charlie and Lonnie's kidneys.
THE GOOD
Well let me think for a moment...we get to see Ted Nugent...Rodney Carrington does have few good laughs in this, actually 90% of the laughs came from him...that's about all...
THE BAD
90% of the movie was bad. The film moves from one place to another very quickly and the plot changes three times. Sure there are laughs here and there but in between there's nothing but terrible acting and Ted Nugent. Also when a movie needs to go to a joke like a dog licking his balls, you know it's not gonna be Oscar worthy.
THE RATING
The movie is a 3 out of 10. The film takes too long to get to the point, the acting is lazy, the jokes are not very funny or smart, it's a bad film. Please Mr. Keith stick to music, please Mr. Carrington stick to stand-up comedy unless you get a role that's actually funny, please Mr. Nugent keep on living because you are the best thing in this film and you have one line. To all you reading this don't go out and buy the DVD but if it's on the TV and there's nothing else to do then watch if you dare.
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