If it's crap ... We'll tell you
So I met this guy in the supermarket right before Halloween. He was really cute and funny, so we exchanged numbers and through texting he was able to keep a good conversation. So he asked me to go to dinner and a movie. I said yeah, but I was hesitant when he said he didn’t have a car. I decided to go anyway and we went to see The Sitter. I personally thought the movie was awful but he laughed his ass off, which I found annoying for some reason. After the movie we went to dinner and that’s when things took a turn for the worst. The whole time he kept texting it was like I was having a conversation with his for head because he kept looking down. So I didn’t eat all my food, but I had them box it up for me. So he asked me if I want to spend a night at his house. I declined and this guy said well that’s okay but I’m taken the rest of your food home with me. I said excuse me, and he said “I don’t have much food at my house and I need something to feed the chick I get to spend the night, because sex with me is tiresome and she will need her energy.” So at this point a second date is out of the question. So we get in my car and I start to taken him home. While we are on the high way he says take this exit and pull up to a gas station. So as soon as we pull up he jumps out of the car and runs in. At this point I start texting my friend and telling her about this date. Ten minutes later he texts me and says he has diarrhea and would I go to his house and get him a change of clothes. It was at this point he had jumped the shark and I decided to take my food and go home.