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Crazy first date
So I met this guy in the supermarket right before Halloween. He was really cute and funny, so we exchanged numbers and through texting he was able to keep a good conversation. So he asked me to go to dinner and a movie. I said yeah, but I was hesitant when he said he didn’t have a car. I decided to go anyway and we went to see The Sitter. I personally thought the movie was awful but he laughed his ass off, which I found annoying for some reason. After the movie we went to dinner and that’s when things took a turn for the worst. The whole time he kept texting it was like I was having a conversation with his for head because he kept looking down. So I didn’t eat all my food, but I had them box it up for me. So he asked me if I want to spend a night at his house. I declined and this guy said well that’s okay but I’m taken the rest of your food home with me. I said excuse me, and he said “I don’t have much food at my house and I need something to feed the chick I get to spend the night, because sex with me is tiresome and she will need her energy.” So at this point a second date is out of the question. So we get in my car and I start to taken him home. While we are on the high way he says take this exit and pull up to a gas station. So as soon as we pull up he jumps out of the car and runs in. At this point I start texting my friend and telling her about this date. Ten minutes later he texts me and says he has diarrhea and would I go to his house and get him a change of clothes. It was at this point he had jumped the shark and I decided to take my food and go home.
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Comment by Nature on December 29, 2011 at 4:47pm -
awww
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Comment by Gieser8 on December 29, 2011 at 4:46pm -
No,I have none.It's too much like lying.My"Sense of humor"and honesty usually works for me
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Comment by Nature on December 29, 2011 at 4:37pm
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Is that you Mac lingo?
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Comment by Gieser8 on December 29, 2011 at 4:33pm
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As cool as a breeze when you open the fridge on a hot day,LoL!..Thanks
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Comment by Nature on December 29, 2011 at 4:31pm
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You know what that is so true. You are pretty cool you know that
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Comment by Gieser8 on December 29, 2011 at 4:25pm
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That means you aren't jaded and beaten up by Life like so many of your peers are.That's a good thing.It gives you a positive outlook on life which will help you find enjoyment in the little things.
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Comment by Nature on December 29, 2011 at 4:20pm
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Its not!!!
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Comment by Gieser8 on December 29, 2011 at 4:15pm
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HA!Good one
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Comment by Nature on December 29, 2011 at 4:14pm
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Yup my friend says i'm like a tiger that grew up in a zoo and then was released in the wild i have no survival skills.
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Comment by Gieser8 on December 29, 2011 at 4:11pm
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Awe...Too precious(In my Golem voive)
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