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CHRIS REVIEWS THE POUGHKEEPSIE TAPES
I watched the Poughkeepsie Tapes online today reluctantly because I really don’t like horror movies but after seeing Dr.Jays review I said "hey ill check this out" and................this is by far THE WORST PIECE OF SHIT I HAVE SEEN IN YEARS. I can’t believe that this movie was made. There is a reason why this movie might never be released. This had so many chances to redeem itself and it failed. I’m furious that I spent 86 minutes of my life watching this turd covered film reel. This is Saw, Hostel, and monkey shit mixed together. This is just torture porn. I HATE TORTURE PORN. And the acting is by far the worst I have seen in a movie since Batman and Robin, yeah it’s that bad. Life is too short to watch these peoples life being brought to an end with no plot. , even if it is a movie. Don’t not watch this movie, its hideous. It’s hard to have bad acting and dialogue in a fake documentary, but this movie did it. If you were involved in this movie you don’t deserve to be in film or even watch a movie ever. Dialogue=terrible, direction=terrible. Everything is terrible. FUCK THIS MOVIE
0 out of 10
An absolute FUCK YOU
0 out of 10
An absolute FUCK YOU
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Comment by Deadly Dr. Jay on February 13, 2009 at 11:37pm -
SAW and Hostel r monkey shit horror films...and considering the fact that you don't like horror movies and u think Cloverfield is one of the best films ever made, it is apparent why you dislike this film. The fact that every review for this film was positive and the only negatives were the fact that the FBI profilers acting was mediocre just means that you don't have the capability to understand horror films like this. Maybe you should stick to Cloverfield and Juno two films that are pieces of shit mixed with crap.
The fact that you could compare this movie to Batman and Robin just tells you have no idea what you are talking about. I feel bad that you took my advice and streamed this video online (a version that is horrible to begin with because you can't see anything and the audio is all fucked up). If you don't like horror films, don't understand the concept of them, then you shouldn't watch it.
This film is not one of the greatest films ever made but its an awesome fucking film (IF YOU LIKE THE GENRE of slasher films and I'm not talking about gay ass Prom Night [remake], When a Stranger Calls, SAW 2,3,4,5, or Hostel. ) sorry you have such hatred for it, maybe if you were familiar with the genre you would have appreciated it more.
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Comment by BladeRunner007 on February 12, 2009 at 8:45pm - I assume its the worst movie you have ever seen.
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Comment by chris on February 11, 2009 at 9:17pm - o yeah
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Comment by Muffin-Of-Doom on February 11, 2009 at 9:14pm - That bad, huh?
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