b>Jack Brooks: Monster Slayer

This movie is the shit and at the same time is absolute shit...

The story has something to do with a kid with anger managment issues and monsters who appear out of nowhere when some scientist (Robert Englund) eats a fat turd looking heart. This heart apparently belonged to some chupacabra looking monster which was buried in a box directly clogging the pipes to said scientists shitter. The scientist is then possessed by the monsters heart and tranforms into basically jabba the hut, then Jabba creates monster zombies . The main character has to fight the zombies and Jabba to save the day and some random chick he sees twice in the film and resolve those anger issues.

I am sorry but this movie could have been the best movie in the world, but they chose to concentrate more on this Jack dudes anger issues. Whatever, the end of the movie is worth it because that is when the slayin and sprayin' begins. If they make a sequel it will obviously be bigger and more successful than the Dark Knight, atleast we hope.

Rating: Balls (but in a good way)

Also on the list of shit I watched this weekend...umm The Sasquatch Dumpling Gang or just The Sasquatch Gang

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Who cares what it is about because the story is shit. Watch this film for Justin Long and his friend Shirts. They are retarded or something and it is mindblowingly funny. Written by the dudes from Napoleon Dynamite, so you know you are going to get some quirky ass characters...and Yes you do. Drink about 6 beers before watching this one and you are in heaven.

Rating: The Mad Notes (because of JL and his buddy)

Im out.

love,
fuzz