A bunch of good actors on a boat listening to good...no, GREAT music should be a recipe for one of the best films of the year. Yet as I sat there watching this, all I could think to myself is "Do you think it's possible for me to eat my own face?" Thats right ladies and gentleman, this movie FUCKING SUCKS.
I already know people are going to disagree with this...i'm positive. But i'm sorry I can't help it, I hate this movie. And the worst part is; I should love it. Phillip Seymour Hoffman, Bill Nighy, Nick Frost and the writer of Love Actually, this movie should be one of my favourites of the year. But no...pure bullshit. Now before you all rip me to pieces, let me enlighten you.
Before my i engadge in my rant, here's what the movie is about. So in the 60's, rock on the radio wasn't allowed, it was only broadcast on pirate radios outisde the British duristiction. This was the rebel thing to do back in the day, we have doing cocaine off a stripper's backside, they had staying up late and listening to the radio. There's no real story line to this. It's really just an outcast kinda guy finding his place with a bunch of misfits on a boat that broadcasts rock. A simple premise, but hey, i've loved worse. So the music's good, the acting doesn't suck. So why do I loathe this? I'll tell you.
The movie is smug. The movie thinks it can get away with cheap laughs and relies on the idea of it more than the actual script. It's such a cliche that it gets to a point where your just sitting there going "Please, please do something else." The villan played by Kenneth Branaugh couldn't have been more of a "Fuddy - duddy" villan. Here is there to simply be the grouchy politician. Whenever there's a moment where the director needed a transitional scene, he goes staright to old guys dancing to the Rolling stones or the Who. This happens at least 4 different times. And i do get how people like this, I just do not give a shit about this movie. I can see this movie being universally liked, with those odd ball people who just hate the shit out of it. I am one of these people. This movie wasn't meant to be taken seriously, it's meant for abit of retro fun...and I couldn't give a shit.
Something positive about this movie...I like the soundtrack, I love the cast...who oddly have a pretty bland chemistry with each other, some of these characters do horrible things to each other and for some reason they are blankly forgiven. If you really need to see this movie rent it...or even download it, the less money this movie gets the better. Because its just showing the world that even the laziest movie can make a profit. This isn't a "Fuck You" but it's close. Go see 2012 isntead, atleast there you can watch an actual trainwreck rather than just a symbolical one.
Tags: bill, boat, nighy, pirate, radio, rocked, that
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