If it's crap ... We'll tell you
Yes, ladies and gentlemen, we've done it again.
From the major Hollywood players that created Spillmen comes a new chapter in interweb entertainmentizing.
Not content to simply cast one of the greatest comic books ever created, we set our sights on re-casting the greatest television mini-series of all time through the spectrum of Spill.com.
May I present to you Band of Spillers.
Art Vandelay as Staff Sergeant William "Wild Bill" Guarnere.
"Where the fuck is the Search Feature !?!"
Conejita as Staff Sergeant Joseph Toye.
"Whaddaya gotta do to get banned around here?"
The Propayne as Technician Fifth Grade Eugene "Doc" Roe.
"You know, my grandma was a moder-aiteur.... she was. Laid her hand on the mouse, and took away people's posting privileges... That's what she did."
Sketched Lilly as Second Lieutenant Clifford Carwood Lipton.
"Flamers and attention whores are like a poison in the forums..."
PoopaPapaPalpatine as Sergeant Denver "Bull" Randleman.
"Don't be sorry, just don't post anymore stupid cat pictures."
Appleton as Technician Fourth Grade George Luz.
"I've seen this thread subject five times already."
Ms. B as Captain Ronald Speirs.
"The sooner you accept that trolls and spammers need to be destroyed, the sooner you'll be able to function as a Spill member is supposed to function: without mercy, without compassion, without remorse. All forums depend upon it."
Chig Champa as Major Richard Winters.
"On your keyboard! Get those God damned morons!! Rip in to 'em!! Let 'em have it!! Don't slack it off!!"
Predator as Captain Lewis Nixon.
"What am I suppose to tell these members? That I like big butts? You don't really still believe that, do you? After all the big butts I've seen..."
Pesky Dragonlady M as First Lieutenant Harry Welsh.
"Chiggy's gonna love this!!"
MDS as Major Robert Strayer.
"... Is it safe to post now?"
Savage as Lieutenant Colonel Norman Dike.
"You stay here and gets things organized. I'm going to go look at porn."
Also featuring the talents of:
Meddle as Private David Webster.
Scrivs as Private Ralph Spina.
Ryan Corderman as Private John Zielinski.
Ace Of Opus as Private Albert Blithe.
Chicky as Private Jospeh Ramirez.
Witten as Private Joe Domingus.
Oblivious as Private James Miller.
Liam Wilson as Private John McGrath.
Leo Of Costa Rica as Private Antonio Garcia.
Daredevil as Private Patrick O'Keefe.
Phillip444 as Private Wayne "Skinny" Sisk.
Sabretooth as Private John Janovec.
DLaughingMan as Private Terence "Salty" Harris.
Mr. Hatake as Private James "Moe" Alley.
Alter_Ego as Private Cleveland Petty.
Naturally Stoned as Private John T. Julian.
Sergio as Private Allen Vest.
Chuysandotraniergolal as Private Ken Webb.
Mikey B as Private Lester "Leo" Hashey.
Q as Private Roy Cobb.
The Insidious Dr. Fu Manchu as Private Eugene Jackson.
Lab Rat as Private First Class Edward "Babe" Heffron.
Gift Of The Magi as Private First Class Robert Van Klinken.
Ace as Private First Class Robert "Popeye" Wynn.
Welvin as Corporal Alex Penkala.
Movie Thompson as Corporal Donald Hoobler.
The Rootman as Corporal Walter 'Smokey' Gordon.
Renegade as Corporal Earl "One Lung" McLung.
Mike as Corporal Francis "Frank" Mellet.
Derrick D as Corporal William Dukeman.
Corey Vire as Technician Fifth Grade Joseph Liebgott.
Antsmasher as Technical Sergeant Donald Malarkey.
Co-Host 3000 as Sergeant Frank Perconte.
Serj as Sergeant Edward Tipper.
Ragman as Sergeant Warren Muck.
Nightmare as Sergeant Burton Christenson.
Doctor Lightning as Sergeant Alton More.
Metal Virgin as Sergeant Myron Ranney.
ChocolatePretzel as Sergeant Leo Boyle.
The Eccentric as Staff Sergeant Darrell "Shifty" Powers.
Jon Chicago's Mindfreak as Staff Sergeant John "Pee Wee" Martin.
Je Suis President Charley as Staff Sergeant Charles Grant.
Superkavi as First Sergeant Floyd 'Tab' Talbert.
Choker as Second Lieutenant Thomas Peacock.
Latter Day Heretic as Second Lieutenant Henry Jones.
Andrew as First Lieutenant Lynn "Buck" Compton.
NP Chung as First Lieutenant William Evans.
Christian Alvarez as First Lieutenant Fred 'Moose' Heyliger.
Deadpool as First Lieutenant Thomas Meehan.
Mason Daniel as Captain Jack Foley.
Kent as Captain Herbert Sobel.
Randy Flagg as Lieutenant Colonel Robert "Burr" Smith.
Gerald Harvey Peckinpah as Colonel Robert Sink.
Timmy Cupcakes as General Elbridge G. Chapman.
Rachanne89 as Renee Lemaire.
Anita-Michelle as Nurse Anna
Ghostwriter as Mrs. Lamb.
Raoul Duke as the elderly man on a bicycle.
Smooth McCool as D-Day pilot.
Cheshire Cat as D-Day co-pilot.
Costa K as Private George Smith.
Steffen as Private Joe Lesnieuwski.
Guitaro Man as Private Matt McDowell.
Captain Funk as Private John Hall.
Domeister as Father John Maloney.
Butters as Lieutenant George Rice.
C.H. Gorog as Major Louis Kent.
Hexx as Lieutenant Colonel David Dobie.
Travis Pickle as the Brigadier General of the Red Devils.
David Bowie as David Bowie.
Brock as the German roadblock soldier.
Ultrakid as S.S. soldier at Crossroads.
Berko as Hans Schmidt.
"We're Colonel Coleman's Troopers,
We're fighters of the Night.
We're dirty sons of bitches,
We'd rather fuck than fight!
Hi-Dee! Hi-Dee! Christ Almighty!
Who in the Hell are we?
Rim-Ram! God Damn! Spill.com Infantry!"
Special thanks once again goes out to those who helped. You know who you are!
Further reading and other related sites:
Men of Easy Company.
Petition for Major Winters.
Donate to the U.S.O.
Thank a Soldier.