Bagface Part 1(Warning, Foul Language)

My Stoner Friends

I'm getting tired of writing blogs. I don't like writing them but, it's getting fuckin addictive. What the hell could I possibly put in a blog that interests people? My last like five blogs people didn't give two shits about and neither did I. As you can tell I'm royally pissed off. Why? Because. I got plenty of reasons to be pissed off. For one, having stoner friends can be real fucking drag. My stoner friends smoke pot and I don't. There are two good reasons for that. 1. I have no money to smoke pot. 2. I've seen my stoner friends after sucking on that shit for awhile. They turn into extremely mellow douchebag fucks. You know why I hate mellow, peaceful people, especially stoned mellow people? They're boring that's why. Once my friends get stoned they are incredibly boring. They laugh at shit that isn't funny and just loaf around. For some reason they're unusually concentrated while playing videogames, I guess mary jane increases your skills at Call of Duty 5 after all.

Whiny Fanboys

What else am I frequently pissed about? Fanboys. I myself am a fanboy, which makes me sad. I absolutely love Godzilla films no matter how terrible most of the movies are, if I get into a big rubber monster argument I get pissed. I hate that, these fucking movies create people like myself who are idiotic enough to get into near fist fights over the movies. One thing I noticed on spill recently is the influx(I think I know what influx means) of people coming in bitching about Wolverine Origins. GET. THE. FUCK. OVER. IT. If you think the movie looks so god damn gay don't watch it. Don't post fifty fucking times:"This movie will suck". "What the fuck why is Gambit in it"! "This movie's gayyyy, hugh jackman why"!? You know what's funny though. You say a movie is fucking gay but, the minute you say that I know you are going to go watch it, maybe not that day but soon you will. Don't even fucking try to disagree with me. If you bitch about how sucky movie is or will be I know you'll see it eventually. In the end the film distributors win and you lose.

The Spill Crew

I had to put this in my muffed up Blog somewhere to kiss as much ass as I could. You guys are the shit.
That is all.

Video Game Movies/Halo Movie

I already made a blog that no one gave two shits about, about video game movies but, I thought I'd add some more to the subject. When in the hell is ANYONE going to make an actually good game adaption? Is Hollywood so strapped for cash they can't get people to put a tiny wee bit of effort into these movies? My god man..now that I think about it..I don't think a single video game adapted film has even made it past 70 percent on the Rotten Tomatoes Tomatater thing. The way I see it, the only day people will wake the fuck up and realize video games are prime for making movies is when Peter Jackson directs Halo. However Peter Jackson isn't directing Halo so that scenario most likely will never happen. Oh a Halo movie will come, I have no doubt that the people who make a Halo movie will have some respect for the franchise and try and do it right, mostly because they know the shit riding on a movie of that caliber. If they fucked it up, they would be screwed. People would literally light molotav cocktails and burn the shit out of them if they messed up a halo movie.
On a positive note I am excited for the Bioshock movie if it ever comes out. If Gore Verbinski is helming it, I think it will be decent..hopefully..maybe..probably not. Predictable rating: Rental/Matinee

The End

I hope you enjoyed my rant about nothing. I doubt I've made any good points and people who are pissed at what I had to say or find it amusing will most likely make posts disaproving what I said in an intellectual or non-intellectual manner. Have fun.