Another attempt at an Authoritive LEOG Drinking Game

This has been attempted many times, I'm sure, but I'm going to go ahead and try to create the definitive LEOG Drinking Game here. And as a gentleman who has found in his hands a bottle of weapons-grade alcohol at least 7 times in his life, this should be both fair and get ya'll fucked up proper.

GROUND RULES: This is created for those with mixed beverages. If you have beer, 1 sip = 1 gulp and 1 shot = chug for three seconds. if you have straight liquor, make sure you have 911 on speed dial and a vial of ipecac on-hand.

Naturally if you're under 21 you should have your parents' permission before attempting this.

Any time someone notes Leon's age: 1 sip

WEREWOLF: 1 sip and yell WEREWOLF

Any time anything weapons-grade is mentioned:1 sip

Anytime someone says they will fight someone outside of the LEOG: 1 sip

Anytime someone says they will fight someone within the LEOG: 2 sips and laugh knowing that no one in the League has the upper-body strength to hurt anyone.

Any mention of Bat-Mite: 3 sips and try to say Mxyzptlk backwards

Any time someone makes fun of Padawan: Do nothing, because it happens so often.

Any time Cyrus or Beau fellates Warren Ellis: Yell FILTHY ASSISTANTS and put on your Spider Jerusalem glasses.

Any mention of someone's girlfriend (because they are imaginary and/or in Canada): 2 sips

Name-Dropping: 1 shot

Any mention of ACOCO or LDT: 1 shot

Any mention of the band banging hot chicks: 2 sips

Any musical interlude you recognize: 1 sip

Any musical interlude you DON'T recognize: 2 sips

Any time someone shits on Jeph Loeb or Joe Quesada: 1/2 sip because these dumbasses won't let it go.

Any time the entire League bursts into laughter: 2 sips, after you're done laughing with them.

Any time Cyrus stumbles over the poor spelling or grammar of a question: 2 sips, 3 if it's in the last half-hour because he's so drunk at that point it was inevitable.

Any time the League chastises a Spillionaire for a stupid question: 2 sips

Any time a League member says "Cunt" (because it's never happened): 1 shot

Any time a joke is stolen from Patton Oswalt, Stephen Wright, or Mitch Hedberg: 1 sip

Any time said joke is called out by another League Member: 2 sips

Any time the band takes over the podcast: 1 shot

Any time a member of LEOG actually gets laid: Finish the bottle and turn off the podcast because the rest is fiction.

Well, that should cover it. I'd like to thank my sponsors Smirnoff and Shiner Bock, they're likely to do a lot more business thanks to this. Farktoid out.