A review of TRANSFORMERS 2: REVENGE OF THE FALLEN, by me, EL FOGGY

Say what you want about micheal bay, he doesn't care, he'll be laughing all the way to the bank after this films done its business.

So what can I say about the film, well the storyline is that shia labouf goes to college, some robots turn up and egypt blows up, the end. The storyline is unispired, BUT DID YOU SEE HOW MUCH SHIT BLEW UP IN THAT MOVIE.

Tha acting in the film is not horrible, its just silly, no ones takes there role seriously, except megan fox who is really just there to look pretty and show some cleveage nearly, the acting is just silly, BUT DID YOU SEE HOW MUCH SHIT BLEW UP IN THAT MOVIE.

The Robots are for the most part cool, yet just some of them are just stood in the background just to get then into the film, and there are around about 3 robots up for the jar jar binks award of the year, 2 of them are the red and green robots that follow bumblebee around (for some reason now can't speak again) and all they do is spit out rude words and try to act like rappers, yet they look like they should stay in alabama, and the other one is a bugs bunny impressionist call weeler, who for some reason humps megan fox's leg (well I guess I can't blame him) so some of the robots are useless. Starscream is made in to a pussy sidekick, megatron just walks around abit as well, BUT DID YOU SEE HOW MUCH SHIT BLEW UP IN THAT MOVIE.

The script is suprising dirty, exspecially considering its a 12A/PG-13 movie, it got the rude words to robot humping, to scary ass SEX WOMEN ROBOTS WITH A REALLY LONG TONUGE, and ROBOT TESTICALS, they even mange to get a brife swine flu joke in it, the jokes are just dumb, BUT DID YOU SEE HOW MUCH SHIT BLEW UP IN THAT MOVIE.

So as you would of thought by now I'm going to give it a low score, WRONG, for one reason, as I came out the cinema the only thing I've said about the movie to people is this, DID YOU SEE HOW MUCH SHIT BLEW UP IN THAT MOVIE.

This means this is the top blockbuster this month, yeah its dumb, but thats why people like the first one and why they will love the new one, DID YOU SEE HOW MUCH SHIT BLEW UP IN THAT MOVIE.

FULL PRICE!!!