Cerberus' Video Vault Ep 1

CERBERUS' VIDEO VAULT!

WELCOME TO THE VIDEO VAULT! VIA THE CERBERUS-CAVE!

Hey y'all! ti's me! the Amazing Cerberus, and it's about Time I got off my lazy but and get aroudn to doign this, which is my reveriws on stuff thats already on DVD and VHS. I'm going to introduce you all to my ratings system I came up with for Home Videos.

• Avoid It: Like the Plauge. Movies not worth the time involved in even sticking it in the Video Player.
• Yard Sale: If you see this Movie for Cheaper than a rental at someone's yard sale, go ahead and pick it up. Then try to sell it at your own Yard Sale.
• Rental: Lay down the Cash to take hold of this movie for the weekend.
• Buy It: Worth spending out the big bucks to have this film permanentlly
• Buy Two Copies: Worth spending twice is much for two copies of this movie!!

Lets get started with a quick couple of movies.

KILLER KLOWNS FROM OUTER SPACE (1988)

Holy Shite, this is a wierd one. A bunch of aliens who look like CLowns crash to earth and start killing and Abducting people. And trapping them in Cotton Candy. With wonky Special effects and corney lines, this isn't for people looking for seriouss horror. But if your looking for some BAD late 80's Low Budget Horror.This is one of those thats so bad, it's good. I watch this movie Every Halloween. Be sure to look out for a young Christorpher Titus in this movie. If your into the Weird and Bizzare, you defenitlly need to go out and BUY IT , but for the rest you might want to go ahead and just RENT IT.

THE PRINCESS BRIDE (1987)

Fencing, fighting, torture, revenge, giants, monsters, chases, escapes, true love, miracles...

From the guy who braught us Spinal Tap and When Harry Met Sally, his movie is one of those "something for everyone deals", and has come to be the Cult Classic that everyone knows. This movie shines because of it's great sence of humor and story telling with it's flawless and Brilliant Cast. From the Charming and witty Carey Elwes and Mandy Patakin, to the simplly lovable Andre the Giant, this movie shines from start to finish in a radiance of awesomeness. this os one of those movies where I had to go out and BUY TWO COPIES.

Agree with me? Dissagree with me? Got A movie you think I should watch and review? Comment away and I'll adress it at a future date, but remember this is for Movies that are out on DVD and VHS.

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