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Chuck Norris will save us in Iraq!

There may be no need to fear now that Chuck Norris is currently in Iraq visiting 15 bases.

In an e-mail sent from Iraq and cited by World Net Daily, Norris said he’s observed two things: The “surge is working” and “morale is up — way up!”

He added that there’s a huge difference in security and safety since his last trip, in November 2006.

“It is so much safer and more relaxed, particularly in the Al Anbar province,” Norris said. “It is so much better than often conveyed by the liberal media.”

I don't know that we should exhale just yet. Besides believing in the boogeyman of the (Rupert Murdock-owned) "liberal media", here's some more of what Chuckles had to say on the subject of Chuck Norris-mania:

Alleged Chuck Norris Fact: "There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live." It's funny. It's cute. But here's what I really think about the theory of evolution: It's not real. It is not the way we got here. In fact, the life you see on this planet is really just a list of creatures God has allowed to live. We are not creations of random chance. We are not accidents. There is a God, a Creator, who made you and me. We were made in His image, which separates us from all other creatures.

You can read more of Chuck analyzing his on own Godhood here: http://worldnetdaily.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=52567

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Comment by corey vire on September 25, 2007 at 11:56pm
Didnt cancer catch a case of chuck norris and die?
Comment by Carlyle on September 20, 2007 at 2:11am
Oh yeah, and tell it to the penguins there, libby. =P
Comment by Carlyle on September 20, 2007 at 2:10am
You shut your filthy god damned mouth about Chuck Norris! YOU LEAVE CHUCK NORRIS ALONE! HE'S A GOOD MAN! THAT'S WHY THE TITLE OF HIS LAST MOVIE WAS THE CUTTER, BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT YOU PEOPLE DO TO HIM. YOU CUT, CUT, CUT, CUT AND CUT SOME MORE!

Oh, jeez. Could somebody turn the AC down in here - it's gotten hot all of a sudden...
Comment by Cyrus on September 20, 2007 at 1:16am
What a maroon.

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