Peter Cushing sez

Peter Cushing sez
I don't know all that much about Britain
I've never been there
I've never really met anyone from there
but I'm pretty sure it's an okay place...But after watching an assload of peter Cushing films
I've made a few observations based solely on said films

1.British people don't sweat...ever

2.British people don't run but can lightly jog and cover a disturbing amount of ground while doing so

3.British
people can speak any language whatsoever if the shout loud enough.

4.British people are very flammable (which brings me to my next observation)

5. British cars explode if they roll not matter if the car is even running

6.1/10 British men die shortly after getting aroused....seriously

7.British people are fully clothed at all times

8.British people can't get cancer and therefore can smoke all they want

9.British people can heal any wound with a cigarette

10.true British gentlemen are never scared of anything as long as they're not alone. no matter what it is.

11.British people have a high tolerance for chemicals and therefore use heavy opiates and such as sleeping medication

12.British women obey whatever order or suggestion that is given to them by a British male

13.British people can stomach any form of edible nourishment at any temperature, no matter how gross and warm it is

14.British people are easily knocked unconscious

15.British people can't get drunk unless they start drinking for the sole purpose of getting drunk

16.British women resort to hysterics 10 times faster than anyone else on the planet

17. British people are never more than 10 feet from sort of weapon at all times

18.All British males know how to ride horses

19. British males cannot die from blood loss or infection and thusly can survive lossing limbs with relative ease

20.British people are incredibly easy to strangle, only a few seconds without oxygen can kill them

20. British people will die instantly if they fall from any height

there I hope that was helpful