Resident Evil 4

I guess getting a new car is gonna have to wait. I was walking by a video game store and saw that they had a new Resident Evil game. Now, the whole reason I got a GameCube was because I wanted to shoot zombies, and the best zombie-shooting games were coming out for the GameCube. That, and I had a Super Nintendo, so I knew that they would bring the goods. Anyway, I plunked down 50 bucks for the new Resident Evil game, and let me tell you, it's pretty sweet. I was kind of pissed that they got rid of the zombies, but the villagers you shoot are like zombies, so after a while, you can't tell the difference. Anyway, like the other ones, you don't have a score, and I haven't finished it yet. The pros of this game are that the characters swear in it, you don't have as many stupid puzzles to solve, and there's a guy with a chainsaw that'll cut your head off if you don't take him out fast. Oh, and there's a ton of blood and nastiness. The cons are that it kind of freaks you out since there are a bunch of villagers that all come after you. Someone knocked at my door yesterday and I didn't get it because I was pretty baked and I thought it was a villager with a pitchfork ready to stick me. They were there forever. Then the phone rang. Man, that made me nuts. I haven't left the house in two days, I been playing it so much. I'm still going, and I killed a bunch of things so I'd estimate that my score is about 500,000, even though they don't keep track

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