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Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Next Generation review


Let me put this gently... I FUCKING HATE THIS MOVIE!!!!!!

I already tired to make a blog bout this pathetic excuse of a movie but my computer crashed when i was 3/4 done and i really dont want to waste my time of this shite any longer, so no backstory, no plot, no bullshit, no foreplay let's jump into it.Here's what i hate about this movie

1. Leatherface- Seriouly WHAT THE SHIT how can they turn a horror icon into a yelping transvestite. Yep nothing as scary as Leatherface is a dress. Not to mention they manged to make everyones favourite retarded chainsaw wielding psycho into a complete pussy,seriously Leatherface is everyones bitch in this movie even to the films main protagonist.

2. Chainsaw massacre? - no one is killed by a chainsaw in this film...hell no one is even scratched by a chainsaw in this film, what a bunch of dog shit.

3. The acting - i dont care if Renée Zellweger and Matthew McConaughey are in this movie, the acting is terrible mind you ill give the actors some credit due to the shitty script they where given which leads me to...

4. The Writing - Kim Henkel your an asshole

5. The Stupid as fuck cult sub plot- don't get me started

Im cutting this review short i could go on all day how much i despise this film but i wont because i simply dont want to.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Texas_Chainsaw_Massacre:_The_Next_Generation
heres a link if you want to learn more bout the film

This film sucks ass, end of story. It is without a doubt the worst film i have ever seen and this is coming from someone who loved the original chainsaw massacre.Seriously Henkel WHAT THE FUCK WHERE YOU THINKING!!!!!
If you have seen this movie and some how liked it your an asshole...no seriously you are. For all those who have not seen it, dont torture yourself.

Final Score 0/10 - About as a fun as being fucked in the ass by a horse.

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Babalu Jack Comment by Babalu Jack on October 16, 2008 at 3:35pm
Nope
Steven Smith Comment by Steven Smith on October 16, 2008 at 1:05pm
Why would you waste your time not only watching an obviously stupid movie but also review it? Do you have nothing better to do?

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