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As Bill Maher said in Religulous and I'm paraphrasing... "If you're part of organized religion you're destroying the world." My response to that is possibly, but before we get into that let's stick closer to home and see why hipster films such as the new Nick and Norah is destroying America. These 5 films have made teens such as myself become so.... just read.
5. JUNO
http://blog.afi.com/main/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/juno-poster2-big.jpg
Wow. Did I just want to run into that imaginary world of calm parents, wisecracking whores, and bitch track runners (sometimes true) and just give that girl an A word that rhymes with shashmorshman. This movie is about to set a new trend for hipster movies by winning an Oscar. I also blame it for its offspring Nick and Norah.
4. Johnny Suede
http://www.lovefilm.com/lovefilm/images/products/9/41439-large.jpg
The hair do is enough for me to want Sweeny Todd to give Brad Pitt a hair cut. This movie is about a musician so if you want to learn more about the film. I hate you. Just kidding. But seriously
3. Clerks
http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/MG/189218~Clerks-Posters.jpg
Stop. Don't even tell me this isn't a hipster film with all of its dry comebacks, and above all that black and white. The lack of colors and "humor" was way to whats the word... Obnoxious I wish those guys were in the store at the beginning of Clerks 2. Spoiler Alert! I want them to burn.
2. Trust
http://images.rottentomatoes.com/images/movie/coverv/47/113247.jpg
This is the mother load. Dysfunctional families, pregnant high school drop out, lovers who can't be with out each other, and above all Sarcasm and Dry Humor out the wazoo. This movie is like all the movie above rolled into a joint and given out with a free Fish album.
1. Slacker
http://unkreative.com/musings/images/slacker.jpg
The original....the heart of the film is the freewheeling array of obsessed, self-absorbed, or simply lost souls wandering streets and coffee shops ready to talk your ear off about absolutely nothing. I want a time machine so I can stop this movie from happening and maybe hipsters would cease to exist.
So in Cyrus's words. If you'd like to contribute to the hippie genocide contact me.
5. JUNO
http://blog.afi.com/main/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/juno-poster2-big.jpg
Wow. Did I just want to run into that imaginary world of calm parents, wisecracking whores, and bitch track runners (sometimes true) and just give that girl an A word that rhymes with shashmorshman. This movie is about to set a new trend for hipster movies by winning an Oscar. I also blame it for its offspring Nick and Norah.
4. Johnny Suede
http://www.lovefilm.com/lovefilm/images/products/9/41439-large.jpg
The hair do is enough for me to want Sweeny Todd to give Brad Pitt a hair cut. This movie is about a musician so if you want to learn more about the film. I hate you. Just kidding. But seriously
3. Clerks
http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/MG/189218~Clerks-Posters.jpg
Stop. Don't even tell me this isn't a hipster film with all of its dry comebacks, and above all that black and white. The lack of colors and "humor" was way to whats the word... Obnoxious I wish those guys were in the store at the beginning of Clerks 2. Spoiler Alert! I want them to burn.
2. Trust
http://images.rottentomatoes.com/images/movie/coverv/47/113247.jpg
This is the mother load. Dysfunctional families, pregnant high school drop out, lovers who can't be with out each other, and above all Sarcasm and Dry Humor out the wazoo. This movie is like all the movie above rolled into a joint and given out with a free Fish album.
1. Slacker
http://unkreative.com/musings/images/slacker.jpg
The original....the heart of the film is the freewheeling array of obsessed, self-absorbed, or simply lost souls wandering streets and coffee shops ready to talk your ear off about absolutely nothing. I want a time machine so I can stop this movie from happening and maybe hipsters would cease to exist.
So in Cyrus's words. If you'd like to contribute to the hippie genocide contact me.
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Comment by Tobias Funke on October 10, 2008 at 2:06pm -
philosophy: I know a lot of people liked clerks doesn't make you a hipster. I'm just saying it is that kind of movie, and yes hipsters must be stopped.
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Comment by Havoc on October 9, 2008 at 11:06pm -
You can. There is a button on the blog post to embed pictures
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Comment by Philosophy on October 9, 2008 at 11:05pm -
To get some pix, click that little blue & green icon thingy (it's a picture, imagine that), the rest will be self-explanatory. And I liked Clerks, dammit. It's in B/W to give the feel of a store security camera, just so you know. I am, however tired of the whole hipster thing. I'm sorry, but my fucking grandpa wore trucker caps, and he was no hipster. There's a huge difference between being 'ironic' and being a moron. Check out that 'hipster agenda' clip in the videos section, funny and brutally on point.
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Comment by Tobias Funke on October 9, 2008 at 10:38pm
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ps Id love to know how to get pix up on future blogs and posts
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