This is a list of movies that have come of very recently and in the past that I have not only hated, but during which made me think. How would it feel to have a warm piece of steel in my skull? Feel free to disagree with me, or maybe even agree with me. But I have watched a ton of movies (hell I am watching one now) and so I feel I have maybe a very small right to rip these movies apart.
This list will start with some very recent releases and go back...
For starters, I knew this movie was going to be terrible even before I went. But I was out of town visiting my Father and he is attracted to only bad movies. Hell the last movie I saw with him was Death Race so you see my point. Every time I warn people at work not to see this movie they go, "Really I thought it looked good."
What part of this looked good? The fact is has Shia LaBeouf tipped me off right away. Since this asshole hasn't done a good movie since Disturbia and ruined Indiana Jones with his monkey swinging antics I have hated him with a passion.
Here are my underline issues with this piece of crap. The action is so over the top that you can never sit back and utter "This could happen in real life" I mean shit people there is a tunnel scene where Billy Bob and LaBeouf are driving away from an unmanned military plane. The only reason they stop running away is because the plane blows up a semi which crushes half their car. If that doesn't screen Die Hard 4 I don't know what does. The twist, if you can call it that, is the 2nd worst one this year. Indiana Jones takes the cake this year. So what do you have here? A 2 hr long movie that isn't suspenseful in the least bit, you never once think they will fail and useless action. Unless you are just a fan of the popcorn I warn anyone to not see this piece of crap.
I don't really have to say much about this movie other than their idea of college is the biggest fucking joke I have seen in a loooong time. Hell Sabrina the Teenage Witch did a better job. Just don't see this movie, look at the picture I included if you need more convincing.
Indiana Jones And the Crystal...you know which one I am talking about
Indiana Jones was the only trilogy that no one had a real solid complaint about. It was even a really easy formula to not fuck up. One part history lesson, two parts action. Bake, repeat. So why, why in the hell make this film. For anyone who still has yet to see this movie. Let me quickly give you this, Indiana Jones and Aliens. If that sounded like a kick ass idea to you...kill yourself. Because it ruins the entire flick. Even LaBeouf tries really hard to mess this up but the twist in this film will go down in movie history as the all time worst. I don't feel like this piece of crap deserves much more of my time explaining. Lets just say in short I am now confused at which movie torn my heart out and stomped on it worst: Star Wars Episode 1 or this piece of shit. I would vote for this movie.
Part 1 over...
Stay tuned for part 2.