Babylon AD, Batman, And Some Other Random Rants

So....I decided to take in a late night movie after working like a Hebrew slave all day (housecleaning...my own house that is). I chose Babylon AD...I'd only seen one preview, and I was tired when I saw it. Should've known better.Batman talks low, Vin Diesel talks slow....so damn slooooooooooooow throughout this whole movie. I couldn't stand it! Shi*t's blowing up, and everything is going to hell in a handbasket, and Vin is giving orders like he has on a helmet and a drool cup in his hand.

Then, the plot was so damn random with no smooth transitions at all. For example, first, he is almost like a father figure or big brother to the little girl he is transporting then he almost fondles her in the bathroom..WTF?! Oh, and he actually dies. But they are able to bring him back (imagine that!) , and then she's randomly pregnant and he ends up being the surrogate dad when she dies giving birth. Hmmm....now, I personally have never done any type of recreational drug in my life, however, to even somewhat enjoy this movie, I believe you would actually have to be high prior to viewing it. The action sequences were intricate an entertaining, but again...random, and they looked very staged.

I'm now wondering to myself if I ever thought Vin was a good actor. He sucked in this movie. I'm also wondering if I ever thought he was hot. He wasn't in the movie, although he has a nice chest and back. I digress...

I finally saw the Dark Knight 2 weeks ago. It was ok. Not spectacular. Heath was excellent, I don't think I could've taken this movie seriously because I was laughing through most of it at Batman's dialogue due to me viewing the youtube parody about his almost unintelligible voice prior to actually going to see the movie.

I'm exhausted. Have a great weekend and thanks for reading. :o)