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Disaster Novel: The Novelization of Disaster Movie


If you ask me, this is the last movie I'd choose to make a book out of, but it seems Seltzer/Friedberg are at it again. They've commissioned an author to adapt their screenplay, and I've got some exclusive excerpts for you guys. Enjoy.









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Zero Comment by Zero on August 28, 2008 at 3:52am
Who wears short shorts?

We wear short shorts
andaverde Comment by andaverde on August 28, 2008 at 1:27am
Damn the more i look at this the more i wana see the movie just to see how bad it is
NightFire Comment by NightFire on August 28, 2008 at 12:33am
It 's exactly like the movie , but saying that this is better than the movie is like saying "getting stab is better than drowning".
Ryhan of the Shire Comment by Ryhan of the Shire on August 28, 2008 at 12:20am
Me brain not work right after look at this.
Witten Comment by Witten on August 27, 2008 at 11:20pm
nice JOKE jared, i knew that because it is CLEARLY INDICATED in the AUTHOR'S NOTE.
the THE AUTHOR'S NOTE !!!!!!
but really, that was a smart joke you did. smart because you managed to mimic seltzer and friedberg's excruciatingly unfunny writing .
Q Comment by Q on August 27, 2008 at 10:36pm
^
^
^

Once again, point proven.
ThePecker13 Comment by ThePecker13 on August 27, 2008 at 8:22pm
HUH!?!?!?

Well, anyways... I can't for the review this week. It's my most anticipated review of the week.
andaverde Comment by andaverde on August 27, 2008 at 8:18pm
.....Damn so many trees died for this? do they make fun of the Joker/heath leadger? if they do plase tell me before friday becouse i just have to go see it just to see how bad it is......but if they do make fun of heath i will burn there house down with them insaide it >=(
King Richard Comment by King Richard on August 27, 2008 at 8:15pm
Ryan Corderman's comment is the reason I hate most people.
CD Comment by CD on August 27, 2008 at 7:58pm
see yall all keep obsessing about how bad this movie is going 2 be knowing that ur goin 2 go see it 2 see how bad it is...dont yall realize thats how they make their money? lol

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