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Disaster Novel: The Novelization of Disaster Movie


If you ask me, this is the last movie I'd choose to make a book out of, but it seems Seltzer/Friedberg are at it again. They've commissioned an author to adapt their screenplay, and I've got some exclusive excerpts for you guys. Enjoy.









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BuyKlanSticker Comment by BuyKlanSticker on August 27, 2008 at 3:00pm
Upon consulting your Disaster Movie post, I have concluded that this has simultaneously proven & disproven my literacy. A Jaredian paradox?
Jay Comment by Jay on August 27, 2008 at 2:54pm
YOUR KILLING TREES- AND FOR WHAT?! FOR WHAAAAAAAAAT?!?!?!!?!?
Brad Holt Comment by Brad Holt on August 27, 2008 at 2:47pm
it looks like this is exactly what disaster movie is gonna be, but you know how they say the book is usually better than the movie?
Dirk Diggler Comment by Dirk Diggler on August 27, 2008 at 2:36pm
i just got a copy of this at borders, NOT! (borat voice).
Jared Comment by Jared on August 27, 2008 at 2:33pm
Carlyle, that's actually a cleverly planned meta-satire against myself.

*shifty eyes*

*runs away*
Carlyle Comment by Carlyle on August 27, 2008 at 2:28pm
Okay, while I can appreciate the sentiment I have to call you out Jared. Here we are bagging on a movie for having been made to parody movies the makers hadn't seen yet - so we're offering a parody of the movie...which you haven't seen yet...

uummmmm....
MavenCree Comment by MavenCree on August 27, 2008 at 2:22pm
On behalf of those who, like myself, want to have our own writings published someday... THIS BETTER NOT BE REAL!!!
matty Comment by matty on August 27, 2008 at 2:17pm
It's like I'm actually watching the movie!!
Thanks, Jared. I think I saved about 9.50.
Jesse Comment by Jesse on August 27, 2008 at 2:06pm
i feel like an idiot for reading chapter 1
The Classic Pranksta Comment by The Classic Pranksta on August 27, 2008 at 2:02pm
HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!! Those better not be real.

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