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Disaster Novel: The Novelization of Disaster Movie


If you ask me, this is the last movie I'd choose to make a book out of, but it seems Seltzer/Friedberg are at it again. They've commissioned an author to adapt their screenplay, and I've got some exclusive excerpts for you guys. Enjoy.









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LighteningZero Comment by LighteningZero on August 29, 2008 at 10:32pm
If this is a real novel... Time paradox, anyone?
legend26 Comment by legend26 on August 29, 2008 at 4:12pm
i diddnt boether reading it, i want this movie to die!!!
G-Nap Comment by G-Nap on August 28, 2008 at 11:45pm
Wha... holy crap. If this is the real movie, this book & this movie should been burned and drowned in a lake and never be looked at again. This is some ol bs at its best.
Ethan Comment by Ethan on August 28, 2008 at 10:18pm
spot on!

although i wouldnt mind seeing parts of chapter 12.
Reeda Comment by Reeda on August 28, 2008 at 5:58pm
This is a joke, right? It can't be real. If it is i will shoot myself
Sean Kennedy Comment by Sean Kennedy on August 28, 2008 at 3:38pm
and I though the necronomicon was evil. FUCK....
Kitsune Comment by Kitsune on August 28, 2008 at 2:07pm
And this is still better than Disaster Movie.
Michael Comment by Michael on August 28, 2008 at 11:16am
Disater Movie is going to take over our lives
Dave Comment by Dave on August 28, 2008 at 10:35am
I actually feel stupider by reading that first chapter.
Chillax Comment by Chillax on August 28, 2008 at 9:48am
hmm, this sounds like their work.

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