So the new Fast and the Furious trailer is out, advertising next summer's BLOCKBUSTER sequel to a lame ass sequel to the gayest sequel known to man to a pretty kick ass original film. But there are a few problems. First check out the trailer.
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Okay. The first thing that hit me is "So you can afford to drive souped up nitrous fueled rides, but you have to jack gas?" Then I wondered "what kind of gas truck driver would carry a gun?" Then I wondered "wtf kind of truck driver would ever risk his life for an insured load by shooting at jackers?" Then I wondered "wtf was I doing asking stupid questions of a Fast and the Furious sequel?"
But then I saw it - their new slogan for the film. Fast and the Furious: New Model, Original Parts
More like OLD parts. I was joking with a friend about how the tagline couldn't get much worse. And then I realize it could. So I cooked up a couple of classics on my own time. Here goes!
Fast and the Furious: Yay! Michelle Rodriguez is out on bond!
Fast and the Furious: Really, we weren't doing much else anyway
Fast and the Furious: 4 Years 2 Late
Fast and the Furious: Come on, who the #*$% are we kidding?
Fast and the Furious: Has-been 4 Life
Fast and the Furious: Because that guy from Tokyo Drift really kind of sucked, didn't he?
Fast and the Furious: Vin Diesel's gotta Eat
Any that I missed?