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Fast and the Furious 4: Trailer & Alternate taglines!!!
So the new Fast and the Furious trailer is out, advertising next summer's BLOCKBUSTER sequel to a lame ass sequel to the gayest sequel known to man to a pretty kick ass original film. But there are a few problems. First check out the trailer.
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Okay. The first thing that hit me is "So you can afford to drive souped up nitrous fueled rides, but you have to jack gas?" Then I wondered "what kind of gas truck driver would carry a gun?" Then I wondered "wtf kind of truck driver would ever risk his life for an insured load by shooting at jackers?" Then I wondered "wtf was I doing asking stupid questions of a Fast and the Furious sequel?"
But then I saw it - their new slogan for the film. Fast and the Furious: New Model, Original Parts
Coughcoughlamecough.
More like OLD parts. I was joking with a friend about how the tagline couldn't get much worse. And then I realize it could. So I cooked up a couple of classics on my own time. Here goes!
Fast and the Furious: Yay! Michelle Rodriguez is out on bond!
Fast and the Furious: Really, we weren't doing much else anyway
Fast and the Furious: 4 Years 2 Late
Fast and the Furious: Come on, who the #*$% are we kidding?
Fast and the Furious: Has-been 4 Life
Fast and the Furious: Because that guy from Tokyo Drift really kind of sucked, didn't he?
Fast and the Furious: Vin Diesel's gotta Eat
Any that I missed?
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Okay. The first thing that hit me is "So you can afford to drive souped up nitrous fueled rides, but you have to jack gas?" Then I wondered "what kind of gas truck driver would carry a gun?" Then I wondered "wtf kind of truck driver would ever risk his life for an insured load by shooting at jackers?" Then I wondered "wtf was I doing asking stupid questions of a Fast and the Furious sequel?"
But then I saw it - their new slogan for the film. Fast and the Furious: New Model, Original Parts
Coughcoughlamecough.
More like OLD parts. I was joking with a friend about how the tagline couldn't get much worse. And then I realize it could. So I cooked up a couple of classics on my own time. Here goes!
Fast and the Furious: Yay! Michelle Rodriguez is out on bond!
Fast and the Furious: Really, we weren't doing much else anyway
Fast and the Furious: 4 Years 2 Late
Fast and the Furious: Come on, who the #*$% are we kidding?
Fast and the Furious: Has-been 4 Life
Fast and the Furious: Because that guy from Tokyo Drift really kind of sucked, didn't he?
Fast and the Furious: Vin Diesel's gotta Eat
Any that I missed?
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Comment by Chillax on August 26, 2008 at 10:12pm -
Fast and the Furious: you still reading this?.......
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Comment by corey vire on August 26, 2008 at 9:38pm
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Fast And the Furious: Finish beating off before your mom comes in.
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Comment by Justin Credible on August 26, 2008 at 9:09pm -
Fast & the furious: ......
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im hungry
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Comment by Boniface50 on August 26, 2008 at 8:50pm -
I didn't mind Tokyo Drift, but it was probably because all of the hot Japanese chicks with the shooorrrrrttt skirts. The second one was by far the worst for me. I'll probably see it on HBO.
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Comment by Mahdi on August 26, 2008 at 7:53pm -
Fast & the Furious: You Know Your Gonna End Up Seeing It Some How
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Comment by Colyn on August 26, 2008 at 6:06pm -
Well to answer your question Carlyle, They either jack gas for profit, or they jack gas to use for themselves. The cars are more than likely stollen aswell :)
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Comment by Carlyle on August 26, 2008 at 3:06pm
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No John, after the credits we see Diesel racing in Mexico. He's still very much alive - and was supposed to be in the sequel, but priced himself out...
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Comment by Cabelstudios on August 26, 2008 at 2:57pm -
Fast and Furious: We don't need a subtitle
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Comment by El Foggy on August 26, 2008 at 1:55pm -
Fast and Furious:yep that pretty much it, no number 4 or anything just Fast and Furious.
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Comment by namelok on August 26, 2008 at 1:24pm -
Hmm,...i'll watch it
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