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Fast and the Furious 4: Trailer & Alternate taglines!!!
So the new Fast and the Furious trailer is out, advertising next summer's BLOCKBUSTER sequel to a lame ass sequel to the gayest sequel known to man to a pretty kick ass original film. But there are a few problems. First check out the trailer.
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Okay. The first thing that hit me is "So you can afford to drive souped up nitrous fueled rides, but you have to jack gas?" Then I wondered "what kind of gas truck driver would carry a gun?" Then I wondered "wtf kind of truck driver would ever risk his life for an insured load by shooting at jackers?" Then I wondered "wtf was I doing asking stupid questions of a Fast and the Furious sequel?"
But then I saw it - their new slogan for the film. Fast and the Furious: New Model, Original Parts
Coughcoughlamecough.
More like OLD parts. I was joking with a friend about how the tagline couldn't get much worse. And then I realize it could. So I cooked up a couple of classics on my own time. Here goes!
Fast and the Furious: Yay! Michelle Rodriguez is out on bond!
Fast and the Furious: Really, we weren't doing much else anyway
Fast and the Furious: 4 Years 2 Late
Fast and the Furious: Come on, who the #*$% are we kidding?
Fast and the Furious: Has-been 4 Life
Fast and the Furious: Because that guy from Tokyo Drift really kind of sucked, didn't he?
Fast and the Furious: Vin Diesel's gotta Eat
Any that I missed?
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Okay. The first thing that hit me is "So you can afford to drive souped up nitrous fueled rides, but you have to jack gas?" Then I wondered "what kind of gas truck driver would carry a gun?" Then I wondered "wtf kind of truck driver would ever risk his life for an insured load by shooting at jackers?" Then I wondered "wtf was I doing asking stupid questions of a Fast and the Furious sequel?"
But then I saw it - their new slogan for the film. Fast and the Furious: New Model, Original Parts
Coughcoughlamecough.
More like OLD parts. I was joking with a friend about how the tagline couldn't get much worse. And then I realize it could. So I cooked up a couple of classics on my own time. Here goes!
Fast and the Furious: Yay! Michelle Rodriguez is out on bond!
Fast and the Furious: Really, we weren't doing much else anyway
Fast and the Furious: 4 Years 2 Late
Fast and the Furious: Come on, who the #*$% are we kidding?
Fast and the Furious: Has-been 4 Life
Fast and the Furious: Because that guy from Tokyo Drift really kind of sucked, didn't he?
Fast and the Furious: Vin Diesel's gotta Eat
Any that I missed?
Comment
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Comment by erik on September 2, 2008 at 5:47am -
Fast and the Furious: at least Rob Cohen isn't directing it.
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Comment by chlo_chlo_chloe on August 31, 2008 at 7:41am -
Fat & The Furious:......Seriously?...Seriously?
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Comment by Jason on August 30, 2008 at 5:13pm -
Fast and The Furious: Cause Those Other Ones Don't Count
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Comment by Dr. Love on August 30, 2008 at 12:30am -
Fast & Furious: Couldnt we just steal the trucks of gas from a parking lot???
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Comment by Nathaniel Scott Davis on August 29, 2008 at 10:22pm -
More Fast And More Furious: This time it'll be more intense then accidently sleeping with your grandmother again!!!
or...
Fast and the Furious Again: Pointe Break part V- The Recycled Breed
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Comment by ghostwriter on August 29, 2008 at 5:00pm -
Fast And Furious 4: Fast Cars...Furious Audience
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Comment by The Movie Whore on August 27, 2008 at 10:46am -
The only thing I am happy about is seeing the original cast back together again. Definitely a renter.
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Comment by Brace625 on August 27, 2008 at 5:25am -
Fast & the Furious: 4 those to stupid to stop watching after they saw the second one.
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Comment by Nathan on August 27, 2008 at 12:20am -
I dont give a rat ass what all of these @$$ hats have to say. the fast and furious was the reason why ever guy wanted to race cars and the saving grace to lil asian guys every where that found a reason to be cool. IM SEEING THIS MOVIE FUCK THA HATERS.
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Comment by Santos on August 26, 2008 at 11:13pm -
Wow! It took them three films to finally make a straight sequel. Too bad nobody cares anymore.
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