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Kevin Smith Has Seen Zack and Miri: “It’s Fucking Astounding!”

Start getting jealous again, because Kevin Smith has seen another highly anticipated upcoming film. After viewing early screenings of The Dark Knight, Watchmen, and the new Star Trek film, Smith has become the first person to see an early screener of Zack and Miri Make a Porno.

He posted to his blog last night:

Fucking saw Zack and Miri last night. I can’t say much because of the fucking NDA I made myself sign, but I can say this: it’s fucking astounding! You know that feeling you had when you were fucking watching the first Clerks movie and you were like “wow, this guy really fucking knows what he’s doing” and then the fucking feeling you got while fucking watching Clerks II that like “wow, this guy knows what the fuck is up again.” Multiply that by a fucking billion. This fucking film is in very fucking capable fucking hands.

Zack and Miri Make a Porno is being directed by Kevin Smith, who says he chose to screen the film early to himself “because I fucking like everything as long as I get to be the first one to fucking see it.”

Addressing the haters, he said, “Anyone who is worried about this film has no reason to be fucking worried anymore. This is faithful fucking grade-A Kevin Smith material. His best fucking work ever? Probably. No – fuck yes.”

“There’s some really fucking interesting stuff the director does in this one that I’m not allowed to give away,” added Smith. “All I can fucking say is, as a longtime Kevin Smith fanboy myself, this film is a 100% fucking salute to all of his fans and followers. You will not be fucking disappointed.”

Zack and Miri Make a Porno is written and directed by Kevin Smith and will be released in October.

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Comment by Tommy on August 25, 2008 at 3:47pm: He wasn't wrong about Dark Knight! He said it was awesome! We can't judge his opinon on Watchmen until 3/6/09 and this is obviously a sarcastic and decently funny blog.

Comment by Freehaven on August 25, 2008 at 3:33pm: “because I fucking like everything as long as I get to be the first one to fucking see it.”

I knew it, but Zack and Miri does look interesting

Comment by Derrick on August 25, 2008 at 3:26pm: Hahaha, it's funny because it's true

Comment by Iffy on August 25, 2008 at 2:42pm: ^ That's the only movie he directed I haven't seen. I think I'll keep it that way.

Comment by Jared on August 25, 2008 at 2:17pm: Yeah surfer it was, haha. At least one of you is realizing what I do every single time.

Comment by silver surfer forever on August 25, 2008 at 2:12pm: Who the hell died and made Kevin Smith a movie critic. I took his advice on Jersey Girl, and I was the only one who watched it. He got it wrong on the Dark Knight, he getting it wrong on the Watchmen and now this! WTF Kevin Smith. Just stick to making movies. (hey Jared, was that a good enough comment for you wink wink)