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Kevin Smith Has Seen Zack and Miri: “It’s Fucking Astounding!”

Start getting jealous again, because Kevin Smith has seen another highly anticipated upcoming film. After viewing early screenings of The Dark Knight, Watchmen, and the new Star Trek film, Smith has become the first person to see an early screener of Zack and Miri Make a Porno.

He posted to his blog last night:

Fucking saw Zack and Miri last night. I can’t say much because of the fucking NDA I made myself sign, but I can say this: it’s fucking astounding! You know that feeling you had when you were fucking watching the first Clerks movie and you were like “wow, this guy really fucking knows what he’s doing” and then the fucking feeling you got while fucking watching Clerks II that like “wow, this guy knows what the fuck is up again.” Multiply that by a fucking billion. This fucking film is in very fucking capable fucking hands.

Zack and Miri Make a Porno is being directed by Kevin Smith, who says he chose to screen the film early to himself “because I fucking like everything as long as I get to be the first one to fucking see it.”

Addressing the haters, he said, “Anyone who is worried about this film has no reason to be fucking worried anymore. This is faithful fucking grade-A Kevin Smith material. His best fucking work ever? Probably. No – fuck yes.”

“There’s some really fucking interesting stuff the director does in this one that I’m not allowed to give away,” added Smith. “All I can fucking say is, as a longtime Kevin Smith fanboy myself, this film is a 100% fucking salute to all of his fans and followers. You will not be fucking disappointed.”

Zack and Miri Make a Porno is written and directed by Kevin Smith and will be released in October.

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Comment by Zero on August 25, 2008 at 4:47pm: Iffy I think he ATE Roeper! I don't see the man around anymore.

Whoa whoa whoa. Jared it's supposed to be secret you guys are pissing people off, what you missed the memo?

That's what I was told at least, now you're just telling people, hey well, there it is in type.
Spill/Korey gets people to piss you off and make comments.

Maybe the slogan should be
"If we didn't pull your leg today we didn't do our job" or
"We just kicked yo' momma" or maybe
"Hey we knew it was a rumor, but it got ya pissed didn'?!"

Seriously this is starting to piss me off.

Comment by Q on August 25, 2008 at 4:46pm: Jared, I'm sorry dude. :< I personally appreciate your sense of humor...but, for the sake of these idiots and your job, maybe you should tone it down just a lil and make it slightly more obvious. Then work your way up.

Sorry it's gotta be like this dude. I seriously feel for you. T___T

Comment by Q on August 25, 2008 at 4:46pm: Jared, I'm sorry dude. :< I personally appreciate your sense of humor...but, for the sake of these idiots and your job, maybe you should tone it down just a lil and make it slightly more obvious. Then work your way up.

Sorry it's gotta be like this dude.

Comment by ghostwriter on August 25, 2008 at 4:41pm: I was just going to say the same thing, Stephan!
He sounds like my younger brother who's every other word is F this and F that...glad he's in Oklahoma now. I get enough of F at work all day!

Comment by Jared on August 25, 2008 at 4:40pm: This is the first and last time I link this.

Comment by Stephan on August 25, 2008 at 4:26pm: He has a very small vocabulary, huh?

Comment by Luis Pabon on August 25, 2008 at 4:25pm: I don't trust this guy.

Comment by david armendariz on August 25, 2008 at 4:17pm: and that's why you're on spill Wishfull

Comment by Official Rob on August 25, 2008 at 4:09pm: It would suck to hang out with that guy. All he probably talks about are movies all the fucking time, for fucking sake. I've never really been a fan of his fucking movies, or any of that fucking stuff.

At least I have to fucking respect for him in the fucking film industry. Fckign FUCKING FUCKING FUCK!

Comment by Meat Paddy on August 25, 2008 at 3:51pm: Smith is a egotistical media whore and he makes no excuses about it. I love his work. Granted I haven't seen Jersey Girl but he has apologized for it at the end of his movie credits since. So this article sounds just like him.