So the Night before I was watch The wizard of Oz the Black version and afterwords I started to think to myself. Man what if Harry Potter had a black version of it. Who would I cast and what changes would I make.


To start out first I would change the name of the school to Harlemwarts: School of Woop Your ass and Wizardry.
Hey that was the first thing I thought of when I thought of Hogwarts: School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.

For casting I would put Dave Chapelle as Harry Potter.

Why he does the best impersonations of people to the point to were I'm crying of laughter. Imagine him as a boy being mistreated by his muggle aunt and uncle. Then finding out he's a wizard. That would be damn good acting.
The person who I'd cast for Hagrid would be none other than Tiny Lister

The reason why is just because he's big and it really doesn't require much acting skill to play a drunk wizard/giant.

The person I'd cast for Ron would be Chris Tucker

Why because in practically all his movie he plays a scared man and this would be a easy job for him to do.
Not to mention he's also funny as hell to see on screen doing Smokey.

As Rons love interest I could be nice and say Jessica Alba but dammit I can't stand her acting. So I would cast

Beyonce!
What!? No you wouldn't do that you'd keep Alba.
Well I wouldn't at because at least I'd know there was some kind of acting talent to scrounge from the bucket. Plus
A. I'm not looking at her I'm looking at her ass.
B. That girl can move her body.
C. She's just FINE!
For Minerva McGonagall I'd cast Monique Coleman.

Now imagine this Harry and Ron are late for class. They'd come in late they see this fat cat sitting on the desk.
Ron (yells): damn that cats as big as Garfield.
The cat then shape into Monique.
McGonagal replies: Who the hell are you calling big.
Damn wouldn't that be epic. Just to see the Monique turn from cat to human.
Okay.Okay.Okay this will be the last for part 1.
For the Pomona Sprout I would change her sex to male and put Snoop dog as the teacher.

Who better to teach kids about healing and herbs than Snoop Dog.
This guy is a given honestly-this role was made for him. Imagine the Harry Potter crew coming into the real
"greenhouse". They'd never be the same again.

Well this is it for now at least, but i do kinda want some feed back for part 2 not for characters but how to make it a better blog in itself. Like if you want me to post the pictures of the Harry Potter characters so you have some idea who the hell they are that would be cool.

Thank you for taking the time out of your lives to read this.