A Look Inside Korey's Bedroom

It was a risky mission, but curiousity and immaturity won out over common sense and decency. To violate a mans home in the name of glory is something that only the most lowest of fiends would do. Disgraceful and evil human beings, the very existence of them a scar on humankind and its mindless ability to reproduce

SO LETS GET TO IT!

We started by approaching Korey's front gate, which seemed unguarded-until a huge slut approached us. The slut I speak of is Korey's well known guard dog. She has guarded these grounds for years, not letting even the slightest intruder slip past her deadly grasp.

She has also sniffed the butt of every neighborhood dog within a 6 mile radius. Hence her name. Her jaws glistened with desire to end our invasions of her masters privacy!

We tossed her a juicy steak and continued on our dangerous mission

As if the world was against us, out of the bushes slipped one of sluts former bedding mates. It was Korey's ex-guard! We were in a real bind here. But true invaders of privacy are always prepared for the impossible.

Juicy steak for you

Looking up at the massive gate to Koreys home, we were confused on how to enter. It was quite clear Korey was serious about his privacy and well being. Daunted at the situation, we tossed the gate a juicy steak

Shocked at the simplicity of the gesture we were brought back down to reality, as a car flew past us and out of the premises, the tinted windows hiding any chance of a peek of the occupants. Out of steaks and with minimal room for error, we surveyed our surroundings.

Looking inside the gate (and whistling while attempting to blend in) we noticed that we were in the middle of some type of...gathering. This would provide the perfect cover.

Slipping past numerous celebrities (including a noticeably high Jennifer Lopez) we entered his livingroom. Wow, Spill.com has been kind to Korey!

Hmm..so all that modest talk was just for show. Korey is living the good life, probably has his butlers posting updates on Spill! Amazed, we 'borrowed' a few pieces of cutlery that was lying around. Oh, and rotated a picture on the wall that was centered slightly to the left. It's a karma thing

It was easy to get lost in this place, so after looking at the electronic map of the house on his wall we found the teleporter. Feeling particularly lucky we decided we wanted the dirt and would zap ourselves directly into his bedroom!

After our long journey, we were finally here. The holy grail of Spill.com, where the unthinkable happens. We were in Korey's bedroom. DaYUM

Let me say it again: DaYUUUM!!

Our shock turned to pure glee when we realized that they were too drunk to realize we were intruders. The higher road in our profession of sneaking around into peoples lives would be to snap our pictures, and leave.

Then of course Korey taught us that sharing is caring and we'd be plum loco to pass up an oppurtunity to test out these women for him. You know, make sure they are all women and such, not crazy etc.-we quickly stripped down to our fruit of the loom undies and prepared to do the right, and ultimately unselfish thing

Then suddenly, a familiar voice was heard while walking outside of the bedroom. Something about "Tired of owing people money" it was too muffled to understand. But..was it?

???was it?

Panicky of a sure ass kicking, we needed a place to hide. Under the bed, no. In the bathroom? No. The closet...hmm-why not! Time was running out for us! Snapping various photos (and unpausing his Xbox 360 game so he immediatly lost) we ran into the closet and closed ourselves in.

But looking into the closet, I noticed we were not alone. Thus the lifestyle we chose, we must suffer together

"I'm in this mutha*** closet again! And this time I got papparazzi!"

P.S. Screwed up my first video review and plus today is Pats vs. Colts, so I have analysts to watch and partys to do. Go PATRIOTS!