Halloween Was PERFECT

I think I have officially found a home on the net. This place has been stable and without drama for a good 2 months now (knock on morning wood) so to actually spend time here isn't a bad thing. Cool, I'm blogging! It's like, eating a slice of apple pie for the first time-without feeling guilty afterwards heh :D

This shouldn't be too hard, just write about whatever and bam! You're a blogger. It's like being a pornstar. The only qualification is that you get intimate with someone in front of a camera. There are a lot of perverse angles for me to take this conversation in but I will leave it to the readers imagination!

Big respect to Spill for making Al Gores internet worthwhile again. I'm sure this is the dream the maestro had when he first concocted it.

Cool Al Gores a pornstar too! That's freaking awesome. This is a great day!!

Why? Because I got to drive my lil cousins to New Orleans, for a kids Halloween party. Hours of scaring the crap out of little kids with free food could have never been so much fun! Man, you should have seen the looks on these kids faces. It's cruel to a certain extent, but it is not like we are promoting scaring the shat out of kids.

Hell I figure once they start paying taxes and bills like the rest of us then they will see this night as a right of passage-and hopefully grow up to do the exact same thing to other children in order to get their frustrations out on how much life sucks spaceballs, yah!!

God Bless America

And free Al Gore Porn

Oh that's awesome man. I don't swing that way but I won't hate- Handle that maestro!

Would love to hear how everyones Halloween went, and how about some more contributions eh? More user reviews, photos, forum posts etc. As obese and unattractive as myspace\youtube has gotten I would figure with all these members yall can add something. Come on, look at Spill. It's the kind of women that if you keep on feeding..she gets hotter and hotter.

Then when she hits that 200 lbs. mark..oh yeah. I'd put a ring on that finger faster than Gore would plant a kiss on Tipper. Thats hot man. Real hot

P.S. Just in case someone has too much time on their hand, this was a 'fun' post and not meant to be taking seriously. Humor is an underappreciated art. Especially satire

R.I.P. CoHosts 3000 personality :(