Michael Bay's Rejected "The Dark Knight" Script

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Comment by Garga on July 10, 2008 at 12:44pm

This would have sucked big time. What a horrible script. Bay should stay far away from one of my favorite heros and stick to action figures. Nolan has done a pretty good job directing the Dark Knight

Comment by Elfzilla: Queen of Teapots on July 10, 2008 at 11:14am

That wins. :D I like all the slow motion and tit shots.

Comment by omg.reh-tards on July 10, 2008 at 3:56am

I don't know what's worse... the fact that some people believe this is an actual script by Bay... or the people that are trying to convince themselves that it's not real - ie, 'this can't be real'.

Say it with me now... 'it's - a - joke'.

There... doesn't that feel better :)

Comment by c_bear on July 10, 2008 at 3:51am

I'm gonna have to come back here and read this whenever I'm having a bad day and just laaaaaaaaaugh. hahaa!

Comment by Yivo on July 9, 2008 at 11:26pm

I only read up to the opening scene and stopped because i started feeling nauseous.

Comment by Freehaven on July 9, 2008 at 9:26pm

No way this is even close to real

Comment by james on July 9, 2008 at 8:20pm

that was the biggest piece of crap i've ever read it makes me long for the days of clooney in the nipple suit.

Comment by Brad L. Wooldridge on July 9, 2008 at 7:35pm

Of course, this isn't real. But, it is funny...I think.

Comment by Nazhair on July 9, 2008 at 4:49pm

Thats the greatest fucking thing I've ever read.

So when does it come out?

Comment by DeanCorso on July 9, 2008 at 3:51pm

No..it is real only Michael Bay could write that kind of junk..dont ask why "Transformers" was a boring bad movie.

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