Michael Bay's Rejected "The Dark Knight" Script

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Comment by jacjass on September 23, 2009 at 4:10pm

You’re finally ready to write that screenplay. All the necessary software has been purchased — you’ve got help formatting, developing story arcs, naming characters, and giving them snappy dialogue. Good to go. But wait . . . what do you press to make your screenplay read exactly like one of director Michael Bay’s high-flying, hypercharged, explosive summer blockbusters? (Don’t bother looking for an F16 key.)

The folks at Spill have concocted a hilarious reimagining of this summer’s monster hit as only Bay (Pearl Harbor, Armageddon, Bad Boys) would have done it. You know The Dark Knight — it’s the superhero movie blessed with both critical affection and mass audience devotion. It takes only until page 3 in Bay’s version for a badass montage to kick in, set to the tune of AC/DC’s “Back in Black.” Awesome. Reading this just raises a question: What would Dark Knight director Christopher Nolan do with Bay’s Transformers franchise? (beat) No, seriously. That would be awesome.
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Comment by Handoko Tantra on September 23, 2009 at 5:22am

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Comment by dendyyoung on September 13, 2009 at 10:04pm

if you take a look at all Micheal Bay's movies you see shots of pentagon in every single shot
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Comment by Shinoda on August 29, 2009 at 12:31am

I rarely get this information as confidential. This movie "The Dark Night" which could be the first diposisi Box Office. thank you for the information.

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Comment by emil on August 21, 2009 at 12:14am

Mr. Bay forgot about the sweeping slow motion triple 380 degree spin shot around Batman as he looks up towards the night gotham sky and sees that the Bat-signal has been defaced by one of the Jokers happy face pranks..... women quotes

I feel like i've seen every mBay movie before in some past life where I was puinished by the movie gods and forced to watch crappy movies for eternity...... (I step off my box now)

Comment by Michael Cadenas on July 26, 2009 at 10:00pm

Sounds like a 300-style Batman. With rock music, and explosions and slow motion. This is a Fuck You!

Comment by Darthnazgul on July 25, 2009 at 5:36am

Some ol' Bullshit. I know some friends that are very anti-Michael Bay, they'll love this.

Comment by Anang Spill on July 21, 2009 at 7:01am

stop dreaming start action
ahahaha.. nice info

Comment by MrDeadeyes on July 20, 2009 at 5:51pm

Please tell me you're joking. This sucks fat gaping assholes.

Comment by Punkout16 on July 20, 2009 at 3:13am

this is some ol bull shit

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