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Who can believe "nice guy" Morgan Freeman as a super-villian in WANTED?

You gotta admit, Morgan Freeman does have that voice! The voice that’s so commanding yet smooth, so full of validity that he could easily convince you that paying money to go see the kind of National Geographics documentary on the sex life of penguins that you could see in your home for free on any given Sunday afternoon was a rich and rewarding experience. The man may as well be a Jedi Master. Forget “Jedi”, the man was already the first black president (sorry Barack Obama and Dennis Haysbert) and then got promoted to GOD.

Aside from that he’s know as the perennial “nice guy”. One of the original members of The Pantheon of Mystical Negroes (Driving Miss Daisy), trusted best friend/ sidekick to old white guys (Unforgiven, The Bucket List, An Unfinished Life) as well as young ones (Se7en, Chain Reaction, The Dark Knight). And he even found times to teach kids to read as “Easy Reader”.

So, it can be jarring to watch Morgan Freeman as a bad guy in WANTED. Not just a bad guy- the BADDEST of the bad! The leader of Angelina Jolie and the rest of ‘The Fraternity”, a league of assassins.
If you are going to see WANTED I’d like to cushion the blow for you by pointing out that this is not the first time Morgan Freeman has not been the lovable, ol’ uncle you like to think of him as:

In Ben Affleck's masterpiece, GONE, BABY, GONE, Morgan Freeman engineers the death of several people just so he can adopt a white baby. It's kind of a reverse "Diff'rent Strokes", with guns an cussing...which wasn't a part of Diff'rent stokes until it was off the air.

Back in 2003 Morgan Freeman was a straight-up weirdo, homicidal mercenary in DREAMCATCHER. You don’t even have to see the movie (better you don’t, really), you can tell he’s evil just looking at those ‘old Chinese master’ eyebrows and that haircut he stole from the Fresh Prince.

In NURSE BETTY, Freeman and Chris Rock were a farther-son team of hitman. Kinda like Sanford & Son with guns.

In HARD RAIN Morgan Freeman shows up as a bank robber who tries to save Christian Slater’s career. It was pretty much…a wash. (ouch!)

But those examples are nothing! Except for DREAMCATCHER, he’s more of an anti-hero than a villain in those movies. Now for my favorite movie where you get to see Morgan Freeman as not just a villain, but a truly EVIL sumbitch, you have to go back to 1987’s STREET SMART. As “Fast Black” the pimp he scares the hell out of poor Christopher Reeve and the rest of the audience.
Check it out:

If you look real close you’ll see me walk by as an extra in the basketball scene. I was temporarily hired on as a consultant to show Morgan how to properly “choke a bitch”…but it turned out he already knew more than me.


BTW- I would be remiss if I didn’t point out that even before STREET SMART when Morgan Freeman was Easy READER by day he was already moonlighting as Blackula. So it never was really all that much of a stretch for him.

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Comment by Leon on June 30, 2008 at 1:44am
I know, and Street Smart is one of me and Korey's favorite movies.
The whole theater cracked up when he said, "Kill this motherf@$#$er!" It was my favorite part of WANTED.
Comment by DjGoldenGorilla on June 30, 2008 at 1:12am
I just still can't believe he said "Kill this Motherf@ker". Can you believe God said that shit.
It been a while since I heard him cuss, I laughed so hard in the theater after i heard him say it. It really made me remember him as Fast Black in Street Smart. Some people are to young to remember that movie.
Comment by Leon on June 26, 2008 at 4:19pm
Oh come ON, already!! Gone Baby Gone came out a year ago. What're you waiting on?
Comment by ThaShining on June 26, 2008 at 3:32am
I hated Saved By The Bell. Remember Mario Lopez rocked that Gheri Curl.......Damn.
Comment by Leon on June 25, 2008 at 8:58pm
Nobody cool watched 'Saved By the Bell'.
Comment by King Richard on June 25, 2008 at 8:56pm
You manage to make connections to Fresh Prince, Sanford & Son, and Different Strokes. However, you made no connection to him being just like Mr. Belding from Saved by the Bell!
Comment by Mr. Whiplash on June 25, 2008 at 8:25pm
I think between Blacula and Dreamcatcher's eyebrows, Freeman can die a happy eyebrow
Comment by Megatron rox on June 25, 2008 at 5:48pm
Can't wait for him in the Dark Knight
Comment by ThaShining on June 25, 2008 at 2:54pm

Least we forget that he portrayed The H.N.I.C, Joe Clark (aka Crazy Joe, Batman).
The most gangsta-ass teacher that ever lived. Movies like The Principle, 187, and every other film which the teacher stands up to the troubled students started with this man!

A man that kicked 200 students out of school because they were fuckin' up!
A man who beat a students ass if they crossed him!
Oh! Don't let them little muthafuckas not know the school song! He would let them have it!

OH! Remember when he tried to make Sams throw himself off of a building.
"You smoke crack, don't you, boy? Don't you smoke crack? Yeah, I thought so. And you know what that does to you? You don't? It kills your brain cells, son. It kills your brain cells! Now when you're destroying your brain cells, you're doing the same thing as killing yourself. You're just doing it slower! Now, I say if your wanna kill yourself, do it expeditiously! Go on and jump! JUMP!"
Comment by The Physicist on June 25, 2008 at 2:00pm
that's the ending of gone baby gone? what a bastard, that movie just came out in the UK. Well, Im not gonna watch it now

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