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After enjoying two hilarious comments left on my page concerning how much of a lamezor I am for having some fun with dumbassed fanboys that have a knack for missing the obvious, I think I'll help myself to a few additional statements bound to get a couple more sloped foreheads creased in Cro-Magnon fury:
The X-Box 360 is a shit factory, day and night, ka-chunk ka-chunk, it strains out log after log of steaming turd gobbled up by eager dipshits the world over.
You God damned idiots know you're eating shit but the prospect of shutting your mouths and opening your eyes for more than a moment of independent thought terrifies you beyond the disgust you feel towards eating excrement.
Enjoy your 360s you mindless shit eating bastards.
The Playstation 3 is the best gaming console that has ever been and perhaps will ever be developed.
If you think otherwise your chair must be equipped with an anal vibrator because disliking the Playstation 3 means you're ten different kinds of gay.
Pull your finger out of your ass.
Gears Of War is a rampant piece of homosexuality fueled garbage developed by a pair of dirty gay gorillas in g-strings rubbing lotion on each other.
Not only that but they also knew how stupid their fans would be so they incorporated moronic bullshit in to the game like making the main character's last name Fenix.
See, they realized how stupid their core audience is and make things easier for them by spelling on a phonetic level.
You've been outwitted by a pair of gay gorillas you poor dumb bastard.
Have another Red Bull you glossy eyed drones.
If you like X-Box 360 it means that your colon is where your brain should be and when you talk shit falls out of your mouth and ruins your retarded mothers horrible cooking.
You also have sex with dogs because you smell like a moist fart and girls don't like you.
If you like Gears Of War it means that you are the meat in a gay sandwich, and the buns are two huge gay dudes double penetrating your asshole, and you love every fucking minute of it, you stupid faggot cocksucker.
The enjoyment of your double sodomy is only overshadowed by your jealousy and anger towards those two gorillas rubbing lotion all over one another that wont invite you to their club because membership requires being able to read and write above a third grade level, you sad depraved fuck.
Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you.
Goodnight.
The X-Box 360 is a shit factory, day and night, ka-chunk ka-chunk, it strains out log after log of steaming turd gobbled up by eager dipshits the world over.
You God damned idiots know you're eating shit but the prospect of shutting your mouths and opening your eyes for more than a moment of independent thought terrifies you beyond the disgust you feel towards eating excrement.
Enjoy your 360s you mindless shit eating bastards.
The Playstation 3 is the best gaming console that has ever been and perhaps will ever be developed.
If you think otherwise your chair must be equipped with an anal vibrator because disliking the Playstation 3 means you're ten different kinds of gay.
Pull your finger out of your ass.
Gears Of War is a rampant piece of homosexuality fueled garbage developed by a pair of dirty gay gorillas in g-strings rubbing lotion on each other.
Not only that but they also knew how stupid their fans would be so they incorporated moronic bullshit in to the game like making the main character's last name Fenix.
See, they realized how stupid their core audience is and make things easier for them by spelling on a phonetic level.
You've been outwitted by a pair of gay gorillas you poor dumb bastard.
Have another Red Bull you glossy eyed drones.
If you like X-Box 360 it means that your colon is where your brain should be and when you talk shit falls out of your mouth and ruins your retarded mothers horrible cooking.
You also have sex with dogs because you smell like a moist fart and girls don't like you.
If you like Gears Of War it means that you are the meat in a gay sandwich, and the buns are two huge gay dudes double penetrating your asshole, and you love every fucking minute of it, you stupid faggot cocksucker.
The enjoyment of your double sodomy is only overshadowed by your jealousy and anger towards those two gorillas rubbing lotion all over one another that wont invite you to their club because membership requires being able to read and write above a third grade level, you sad depraved fuck.
Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you.
Goodnight.
Comment
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Comment by The Master Of Universe on June 18, 2009 at 12:28pm -
"Gears Of War is a rampant piece of homosexuality fueled garbage developed by a pair of dirty gay gorillas in g-strings rubbing lotion on each other."
It's weird to have that coming out from someone who have Conan The Barbarian in favourite movies list. This is not to say that I dislike Conan The Barbarian but I'd like to hear your review from it. You just like to piss off people don't you?
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Comment by Kizmania on March 5, 2009 at 1:43pm -
The Playstation 3 is the best gaming console that has ever been and perhaps will ever be developed.
If you think otherwise your chair must be equipped with an anal vibrator because disliking the Playstation 3 means you're ten different kinds of gay.
genius...How the fuck did it take me so long to read your blogs? I have stumbled upon pure gold...
The Passion, the angst , and the homophobia flow like the mighty amazon of sarcastic rage...
I'm a fan...
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Comment by Chilly on October 14, 2008 at 12:05pm -
OMG chig u fuck, the 360 is AWESOME and Gears IS EVEN MORE AWESOMENER THAT I HAVE TO SPELL IT WITH CAPITALS AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
nah really nice blog but what made it trully worthwhile was MyWifeDave takin it seriously.
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Comment by corey vire on September 22, 2008 at 12:29am - I care..... Nah I really don't Im going to be a 360 drone soon enough. Resistance is futile.
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Comment by Chig Champa on August 22, 2008 at 5:43am -
Dear MyWifeDave,
Thank you for not bothering to read anyone else's comments, or my own comment to Predator regarding the seriousness of this blog.
The way you've managed to make a complete fucking idiot out of yourself was most enjoyable.
Sincerely,
Chig Champa.
P.S.
I posted this shit two months ago. No one cares anymore.
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Comment by MyWifeDave on August 22, 2008 at 5:36am -
Sorry can I ask? What is a blog? Is a place where you can voice your own personal opinion or is it a place where you can randomly spew your wishes as fact?
"The Playstation 3 is the best gaming console that has ever been and perhaps will ever be developed"
Come on! Seriously, you don't even believe that. I get it. You spent all that money and you've got three games worth playing and you've had to re-enforce your T.V stand so that it doesn't colapse under the weight. The six axis controler shit? Thats was well developed, so they stole it from the Wii and cram it in to every other games machanics, making it as wlecome and easy to manage as a child molester in a day care center.
P.S.
No, I didn't like Gears of War.
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Comment by PREÐATOR on July 14, 2008 at 5:29am -
Yeah I was gonna say,
"That's not like you, Champ-o. I DON'T KNOW YOU ANYMORE!!!"
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Comment by Chig Champa on July 14, 2008 at 5:22am
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Well, I really wrote this whole thing just to piss off Gears Of War loving Playstation 3 hating fanboys that can't pick up on subtle things like massive amounts of sarcasm.
The Gears Of War comments are somewhat sincere, while the Playstation 3 praise is all complete bullshit.
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Comment by PREÐATOR on July 14, 2008 at 5:04am
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I wholeheartly agree with everything, but I'm confused;
I thought you hate the Playstation 3, or is it Sony?
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Comment by Chig Champa on July 5, 2008 at 2:56pm
- The co-op on just about every game is fun for a while.
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