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Who would make a better president: Bush or a box of Tic-Tacs?

It seems that I offended a few people with my page on Bush. So I've decided to do what I always do when I offend people: I offend them more. Enjoy.

VS
Republican party's #1 candidate.
#1 position in the U.S. breath mint category.
Comes in only one flavor: bullshit.
Comes in six flavors.
Promotes tax cuts.
Promotes tooth decay.
Has about 20% body fat.
Only 1 and 1/2 calorie.
Causes unprecedented world-wide support to turn against the U.S. with inflammatory rhetoric and borderline imperialism.
Just sits there.
Cost: $400,000 per year.
Cost: 92 cents.
Has 0 mg sodium when he's not choking to death from a salted pretzel lodged down his throat.
0 mg sodium.
Can keep a straight face while condoning plagiarism and forgery.
Long lasting fresh breath.
Has a brother named "Jeb;" possibly the dumbest name ever, next to "Arod."
Rhymes with "nick-nack," which is almost as stupid as "Jeb."

Now it's your turn to decide, click on who you think would do a better job as president to view the poll results:


640,223 People agree: this test is credible and objective.

maddox@xmission.com

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RENEGADE™ Comment by RENEGADE™ on June 5, 2008 at 2:47pm

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refuzd Comment by refuzd on October 19, 2007 at 4:53pm
Douche Bag or Shit Sandwich?

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