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Who would make a better president: Bush or a box of Tic-Tacs?
It seems that I offended a few people with my page on Bush. So I've decided to do what I always do when I offend people: I offend them more. Enjoy.
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Republican party's #1 candidate. |
#1 position in the U.S. breath mint category. |
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Comes in only one flavor: bullshit. |
Comes in six flavors. |
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Promotes tax cuts. |
Promotes tooth decay. |
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Has about 20% body fat. |
Only 1 and 1/2 calorie. |
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Causes unprecedented world-wide support to turn against the U.S. with inflammatory rhetoric and borderline imperialism. |
Just sits there. |
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Cost: $400,000 per year. |
Cost: 92 cents. |
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Has 0 mg sodium when he's not choking to death from a salted pretzel lodged down his throat. |
0 mg sodium. |
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Can keep a straight face while condoning plagiarism and forgery. |
Long lasting fresh breath. |
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Has a brother named "Jeb;" possibly the dumbest name ever, next to "Arod." |
Rhymes with "nick-nack," which is almost as stupid as "Jeb." |
Now it's your turn to decide, click on who you think would do a better job as president to view the poll results:
640,223 People agree: this test is credible and objective.
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