Too bad Eve didn't have Air Conditioning.....

So, I was going to do a blog on life in general and it was going to be pretty damn boring, but the universe sent something my way to liven up my night that I'll share with you and go to bed.

I was sitting in the bed thinking of what to type when I hear this EXTREMELY loud noise that sounded like someone dragging/scraping a plastic barrel across concrete. At first it sounded like it was coming from my neighbors direction, so I ignored it for about 2 minutes, until it became louder. At this point, the dogs start barking and growling...so I know something's going on out there. Then, I noticed it sounded like it was coming from MY backyard, so I grabbed a flashlight and me and my dogs headed into the backyard...now see, this is the point in the scary movie where I feel like cussing the dumb girl/guy who is going to "check out" the weird noise because they went to check it out "unprepared" meaning....I didn't grab a weapon....How stupid was that?!!! ....so I creep into my backyard with a nightgown, a labcoat and some brown socks and shoes with a flashlight looking like a 21st century harriet tubman with this rag on my head (you know what picture I'm talking about too! You remember it from social studies class-don' front!) with all 3 of my dogs and one cat....After scanning the backyard, I determine that the noise is coming from the heating/cooling unit. I look in and there is a decapitated, macerated snake in it! I admit it. I work with animals, but I punked out. I screamed like a little girl. So now, I have to burn up in this damn florida heat because it makes a terrible grinding/cutting noise every time I turn it on. Damn snakes! I was just talking about them at work today!


Thats my story for today. Goodnight!