HOLY BABY JESUS! NOW THAT'S ONE HOT "EXCLUSIVE COMIC CON" TEASER POSTER OF EVA MENDES
! Sorry for yelling guys but, DAMN EVA MENDES, YOU ARE HOT!!!
Damnit! Why can't all women dress this hot all the time? HUH?! Answer me women! Boy... it's too hot to trot. My metal is melting. Where's my hot chick sunscreen with SPF 69?
O.K. I have to control myself or we may never get anymore hot chick posters from Frank Miller's THE SPIRIT
making it's way to theaters January 16, 2009
If you're asking yourself, "Co-Host, hot chicks are...hot, but who or what is...THE SPIRIT?" Well let me educate you my son.
Adapted from the legendary comic strip, THE SPIRIT is a classic action-adventure-romance told by genre-twister FRANK MILLER (creator of 300 and SIN CITY ). It is the story of a former rookie cop who returns mysteriously from the dead as the SPIRIT (Gabriel Macht) to fight crime from the shadows of Central City. His arch-enemy, the OCTOPUS (Samuel L. Jackson ) has a different mission: he’s going to wipe out Spirit's beloved city as he pursues his own version of immortality. The Spirit tracks this cold-hearted killer from Central City’s rundown warehouses, to the damp catacombs, to the windswept waterfront ... all the while facing a bevy of beautiful women who either want to seduce, love or kill our masked crusader. Surrounding him at every turn are ELLEN DOLAN (Sarah Paulson), the whip-smart girl-next-door; SILKEN FLOSS (Scarlett Johansson), a punk secretary and frigid vixen; PLASTER OF PARIS (Paz Vega), a murderous French nightclub dancer; LORELEI (Jaime King), a phantom siren; and MORGENSTERN (Stana Katic), a sexy young cop.
Then of course, there’s SAND SAREF (Eva Mendes), the jewel thief with dangerous curves. She’s the love of his life turned bad. Will he save her or will she kill him?
Damn! Scarlett Johansson, Paz Vega, Jaime King! Great F'in casting Mr. Miller!
Now please Mr.Lionsgate! All I ask of thee is to hurry up and release the hottest teaser poster you have of the gorgeous Scarlett Johansson! I'll kill the entire crew of Spill to get it! I'll do it, I swear! *I gotta calm down, don't want to scare Scarlett*
Aww. She's so pretty.
Oh before I forget, be sure to grab THE SPIRIT widget (aka “The Spidget”) from the film’s official website, http://www.mycityscreams.com
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Wait a sec...I have a call. Hello? Eva? Yes this is he...really...sure...now? I'm on my way.