One Million Signatures To Retire Uwe Boll

Here's some exciting news from http://www.telegraph.co.uk.

"Uwe Boll, the German film director infamous for his appalling movies, has said that he will retire from filmmaking if an online petition reaches one million names.

Boll, whose films include the critically-reviled Alone in the Dark and Postal, was told of the petition, which had at that point garnered 18,000 names, in an interview with horror website FEARnet.

“18,000 is not enough to convince me,” the director retorted.

When asked how many it would take, he replied “One million. Now we have a new goal.”

As of this moment the petition has reached 91156 names, with comments ranging from “Stop corrupting perfectly good video games and making a mockery of a very fine industry” to “You suck”."

There you go folks, the numbers are rising every minute so what are you waiting for? Do your part!

SIGN HERE!

Now if only Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer would do the same...