Movie Theater Etiquette ( 3 types of assholes that ruin movies)

Anytime I let some girl convince me to go see a movies after 7p.m. on opening day, I have the worst time. I live in NYC and people are just assholes when it comes to movie conduct. These are the 3 Types of people that make the movie going experience awful.

Baby Mama

You have the chick who who brought her baby to an r rated movie. The baby starts crying and she has to wait for people to tell her to go outside. Ofcourse she is angered by all the mean people. I'm sorry but if you have a baby and you cant find a babysitter KEEP YOUR ASS HOME!!!!!


Cell Phone Assholes

There is also the asshole who answers his phone just to tell the person he is at the theater and cant talk right now. Whats the point of answering your phone if you are going to say that shit. Even worse is the girl who answers her phone and decides she wants to have a conversation with her friend during the movie. On topic of cell phone assholes, ever time the announcement that tells people to be quiet. There is always that one guy who has to say ssssssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh loudly. Hey man, that joke is getting so old and not funny, can we all please agree not to do that anymore. Just shut up!!!


People Who just can't SHUT THE F**K UP

Finally, the worst offenders. The people who just cant just SHUT THE F**K UP during a movie. I don't know what it is. But some people just talk throughout the entire movie. Its like why did you come here if you are going to talk the whole time about shit that has nothing to do with the movie. When I saw the Da Vinci Code I learned everything about the kids next to me and who they had beef with. When I came out of the theater I was so confused I thought Da Vinci put messages in his artwork to let people know why he hated "Jonathan from down the block". There needs to be some kind of policy for people like this. Unfortunately, the worst offenders are teens who come in groups of at least 6 people. Complaining wont do any good because the ushers are also teens who talk during movies. It has become accepted to let people talk during movies.


There is no conclusion. It's just the cold hard truth. I wonder if this happens any where other than NYC?