Guess Who Just Got Married!!

WOO HOO!! Ain't she pwetty?

It's always nice to be able to be with a woman that you don't need alcohol to make attractive.

Oh and my brother got married. That's my new sis in law :(

But fret not! I get a wonderful nephew and niece out of the deal, along with quite a few cool sisters.

So even though I didn't get married I..I..okay this is going to take some getting used to heh

But they are a cool family, I enjoyed my time in TX and it was a beautiful wedding. I even went on a date while down there, unfortunately, picking the wrong night since coincidentally it was the Snowball Dance night. Stoopid teenagers!

This is my brothers 2nd marriage to my 0. I'm not jealous, nope. And not lonely enough to venture into Lubbock, TX while down there. Better known as the STD capital of the world. Not that there is anything wrong with that. You know. If you're into that kind of thing. Uhm, yeah.

But yeah, I'm just a bit..yeah who am I kidding!

The guy who married them even looked like Tyler Perry, oddly.

Take a close look at him in the middle between my brother and I. Doesn't that look like TYLER PERRY. Oh and don't I look the hottest in my suit? TXT Booty Call to my cell if you want to Free Willy tonight :D

There are plenty of pictures, but this one is the most important>>>>

Very beautiful, and touching moment. Okay enough of celebrating my brother's wedding, as his younger sibling it is time for me to get selfish and celebrate fellow Spill member Hardcoresouma's incredible WRITING CONTEST! (WITH PRIZES!!!!)

Go to her page and read the blog for details, and it isn't a hard contest at all, seriously. What she asks I do on a daily basis in 20 minutes just for exercise. There is also a rumored 5 minute groping by a random Spill member as a prize for 3rd placement, but I have not yet confirmed such news. I for one would love to be embraced by the strong, yet skilled hands of Predator.

I would just like to take this time to say that HardcoreSouma is the most gracious, intelligent, and important person on Spill.com. Her presence alone so great, that each of her footsteps bless the very ground that is privileged enough to be stepped on. And I am sure, with all my heart, that she will be fair in her judgement of the writing material submitted. Godspeed you wonderful and flawless human being!

Now then. Excuse me while I take my brown nose and go elsewhere. If you want me to check out something, just send a link\msg\etc. I look at everything someone tells me to gander at. Spill is so big now that it is hard to keep up, and that is a good thing. So I love you alls don't you worry!

Oh and shout out to Buzzkillion (celebrating 100 vids)

P.S. I'M TIRED OF DATING I WANT A WIFE

P.P.S ARRGGHH!!