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Owen Wilson is reportedly planning a road trip with a sober sponsor. Following his 'suicide attempt' last month, Wilson is said to have chosen not to check into rehab for counseling but has opted for a road trip. According to In Touch Weekly magazine, Wilson has hired a $750-a-day sober companion.
I know he got this idea from a famous rockstar, I'm just wondering if by "$750-a-day sober companion" he means "$750-a-day escort" and if the route of that roadtrip is Las Vegas to Tijuana to Rio to Amsterdam to Thailand.