If it's crap ... We'll tell you
Asmost of you know,Super Bowl is coming to the University of Phoenix Stadium in Gendale, Arizona. The biggest footbal game ever. And while more then 75,000 people will invade the Staduim, you can find me:
In Section 412-416 cleaning up after those sum'bitches.
Yup, I work at the University of Phoenix Stadium. How is it the suckiest job? Think about it. 75,000 football fans. Yeah.......not very fun. They don't have enough knowledge to throw away their trash in the trash can or aim in the bathroom. I can't seem to enjoy being at the super bowl while I'm unclogging a sh!t-filled toilet. The only positive thing about working there is that we get free lunch. (Which are the leftovers of whatever is left in the company's fridge). I'm not allowed to meet the football players or the cheerleaders or anyone famous in the staduim. I'll get fired. Isn't this such a friendly company?
So, while your watching the Super Bowl, remember that I'm in this crowd,cleaning up and trying to have a good time.