So the best thing about this film is that you don’t go 15 minutes without getting to see Robert Patterson get beaten within an inch of his life. It’s great. You may be surprised to learn that I am not a fan of ‘R-Pats’ (A nick name which to me sounds like a slang name for haemorrhoids) in fact the only thing I like at all about the Twilight saga is the fact that the last film is going to have a baby explode out of its mothers womb, break her back and then fall in love with its step father instantly. How is every cool with that? Still I spose the films are quite good for the young girls who watch them, I mean none of them are gonna go shag about when they think childbirth involves losing the ability to walk.

In a nut shell the films all about a young man who gets arrested for being pretentious and then tries getting back at the policeman by shagging the policeman’s daughter, but then he falls in love with her and then, he gets hit by an aeroplane. That’s really all that happens for two hours. Oh yeah and every other scene R-Pats gets beaten to a pulp, just for the blokes who are questioning why they are watching the film.  

Oh yeah and the plane thing. To the idiot the fact that the film ends with R-Pats being killed in the 9/11 terrorist attacks is brilliant and really clever. To me. It’s a ‘and then he woke up ending’. None of the story arcs are finished and nothing is really concluded, just that the writers had made there way into a hole and thought they would use a very cheap trick to get out of it.

So yeah, Remember me is a cheap, very uncheerful and forgettable mess of a film.

You do see Robert Patterson get beaten up loads, but its still not enough…